So, I am a traveling salesperson and I work a lot of Fairs across the country. It's a pretty awesome way to practice game since there are tons of women to talk to. My problem is my text game. I've become alright at getting the number but I have to quickly build report and attraction since I'm only in a certain area for about 2 weeks at a time. So, here is one situation I am currently trying to work out.
I texted her about 3 hours after our initial conversation.
Me: Happy to run into you tonight
-Justin
Her: You too! Sorry I didn't make it back. It got too crowded for me.
Me: Haha, I know that feeling. Luckily, I get paid to deal with them.
Her: Haha It was more because they were pushing me.
Me: It amazes me how many people forget they have elbows
Her: You would think as much as they use their extremities, they'd remember to move them....
Me: Nah, unlike us, they're more worried about munchin on those delicious corn dogs haha.
Her: Lol. See I was considerate. I SAT DOWN to nom on some fried zucchini.
Me: Gotta be careful with that. Stuff goes right to those thighs you know.
Her: I sure hope so (she was kinda thin)
Me: Lol. Ok trouble, food question. Strawberries or cheescake. You can only pick one. And no mixing both, I know you're thinking it.
Her: Haha, I was thinking it. Cheesecake.
Me: Well that settles it. We will never get along.
Her: Lol good to know.
Me: Only because I am a cheesecake addict. I will fight you for that last piece. And you should know, I dont fight fair. I will tickle you till you piss your pants over it.
Her: Oh really? Lol well unfortunately for you, I practice Genbu Kai and Shinto ryu Karate.
Me: Pfft, whatever kung fu masta. I've been practicing Shuri-te and Shorin-Ryu for about 11 years now.
Her: Hmm. An epic battle over cheesecake... Well my Senpai(teacher) did teach me to use violence as a last resort. I was made to read The Art of War six times before I was allowed to lear how to punch properly... Perhaps we can come to a compromise.
Me: Ok, ok... you talked me into it. We can use pillows.
Her: HAHAHAHA.. no. Lol
Me: Lmao
Next day
Me: Oh Hey! Don't forget.. today is Hug a retard day. So don't freak out, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU I promise.
Her: That was inappropriate on so many levels.
Me: Lol, it's not comedy until it gets a little out there.
Her: True.
Me: So on a serious note. Do you have any idea what all the bikers are doing around here? I swear my hotel is having a Sons of Anarchy convention or something..
Her: Be Careful! There was a shooting at the bike run
Me: Well that's awesome... holy shit. Thanks for the heads up.
And that's where I'm at with her right now. I feel like the conversation is getting dull. Where did I mess up and how can I fix it? How do I keep the fun phase going.
All critiques are welcome, and Thanks in advance!