The real kiss follows 9 out of 10 times after this scenario.

You have actually done this 10 times and gotten a kiss from 9 different girls out of this?

Hi guys,

I was testing a (maybe not?!) new 'thing' which can be used in the Mid-Game. When a girl ask you 'What do you do for a living?', I've got a nearly 100% succes story, with ultimately a K-close. This is how such a conversation goes:

HB: What do you do for a living?
Quiff: Well, maybe you haven't heard of it, but I'm an 'affectio-therapist' (I made up this name, comes from the Latin word for affection, lol).
HB: What's that, I've never heard of it.
Quiff: Some people have troubles expressing themselves in showing affection to their lovers. Those problems can be caused by traumas in the past or something. In my therapy sessions we'll practice some ways to show affection, like hugging or slightly kissing. Did you know that there are many ways of hugging?
HB: No, tell my about it! (They're getting really interested now)
Quiff: Yes, but the best way of explaining it is by doing it!
HB: Show me, please!
Quiff: Ha ha, it's my work, so it isn't free!
HB: Aaah come on! Do it just for me!
Quiff: Okay, let's go outside and I will show you, we need a more quiet environment.

At this point you can perform several hugs and tell an interesting story by each type of hugging. (e.g. a friendly hug, a passionate hug etc.)

Quiff: Yeah, it's a pretty nice job though. Another interesting part of my profession (it does now sounds like a really serious job, lol) is the kissing part. When people are affraid of kissing their partners or stuff, you can teach them some tricks and they won't stop kissing by then.
HB: How?!
Quiff: Well yeah, I wanna show you, but then I have to give you a kiss. It's a very small one!
HB: Okay, just one kiss can do!
(Here you can add the Ross Jeffries NLP trick from the book 'The Game' by Neill Strauss, by letting the girl think of positive feelings and feelings as if she is in love)

The real kiss follows 9 out of 10 times after this scenario, if you can tell this story in a serious way. By doing this you can Kino-escalate without chances of awkwardness and by showing it outside, you've automatically isolated the girl.

I hope that you'll have as much as succes with this 'thing' as I do right now and I am willing to hear your feedback or reactions!

Quiff.

9 / 10 = 90% not 100% btw...

This would probably work in a high probability of cases if it got to the end because any girl who is willing to leave the bar or wherever to go outside for this game was probably already interested at "hello"

Here is the incongruent part:

When you answer to the what do you do for a living question, you can answer seriouslt by actually saying what you do; or you can play a little around that question, with a fun and provocative vibe, and say the profession you made up.

Main problem here is that you recommend to say something that`s obviously made up, by actually being serious. Maybe I`m wrong here, but I tend to think that women can recognize bullshit when delivered to them, and that profession my friend is not something you can rely and be serious about.

So if you tell me that this works 9 times out of 10 by delivering it with a fun ball busting vibe, I can agree. But if you wear a dead serious face with that statement, I`d say you are full of crap.

The routine is actually worth giving a shot, of course, with a "I`m busting your balls here" face =)