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Author:  freddyw32 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:01 am ]
Post subject:  need help with fb pickup
so back story. I'm spankin new. we live 7 hours apart but I'm from there so I go there a few times a year. I'm going to post the whole conversation so far so feel free to help with anything really. I'm just trying to learn.


hello person i dont know how got on my facebook list, whats up?

September 19
n/m, watching a movie, bout to go fix some food, as soon as i figure out what i want any way

September 19
u want spaghetti

September 19
lol no

September 19
guess my mind reading skills need a lil brushing up
i'm never going to take over the world at this rate

September 19
lol no, not if that's the eak of your skill

September 19
what is eak?

September 19
*peak

September 19
i think my mind control is more strong
mind reading isn't essential anyway

September 19
*stronger, more strong is not a correct sentence lol

September 19
i was unaware u were grammer police

September 19
lol yeah, sometimes. i can speak better English then most American's lol

September 19
American's is possessive not plural

September 19
oh i see, lol. must be the difference between you and us

September 19
where are you from?

September 19
Hazard, but our family comes from Cuba

September 19
but u were born in hazard?

September 19
lol no, i wasn't, thank God!

September 19
so basically you were born in cuba, moved to hazard, ky, and you hate it because you stay bored like all the time and you don't really like a lot of the people

September 19
for the most part yes, of all the places i haved lived, this is the worset, and i can't wait to get eventually get out of here lol
there are only a few ppl i met that i like here
no ofense

September 19
well you haven't met me there, because i'm not there so i'm not offended

September 19
lol good. i mean not everyone is bad, and honestly it's been here lately for whatever reason, ppl are stupid
so where are you at then?

September 19
north carolina

September 19
oh i see

September 19
at least my mind reading skills aren't all gone

September 19
hmm...what color am i thinking?

September 19
red
not like bright red
more like faded t shirt red

September 19
lol oppisite end of the spectrum, i was thinking blue

September 19
opposite of red is green

September 19
same diff, it's a cool color

September 19
well yea but so is purple and its right beside red

September 19
point is, your still wrong hahaha

September 19
you dont get to be right all the time just because

September 19
lol is that your way of admitting defeat?

September 19
hell no, i'm definately more right than u
i'm saying u dont get to be right all the time without logic

September 19
lol rite

September 19
so hows that food coming?

September 19
it's not yet lol

September 19
u always this indecisive?

September 19
not always, just a lil tired to, in that mood where im hungry, yet don't feellike fixing anything

September 19
lucky charms for the win

September 19
lol don't have any lucky charms

September 19
that's the wrongest answer i've heard in a month
and i work with idiot
s

September 19
lol, sorry i guess

September 19
i'm not mad or anything
but when i come to ur house you'd better have some lucky charms
i'll take fruity pebbles as a backup

September 19
lol whoa, hold up, what makes you think your coming to my home?

September 19
my future predicting skills

September 19
lol, guess those are also broken

September 19
lol i was j/k obviously, imma drive from north carolina?

September 19
lol i know, im taken any way

September 19
yea but u dont really like him that much anymore

September 19
lo, ah, sorry, wrong about that one to! hahaha

September 19
oh my bad, i was looking into the future

September 19
which we already determined wa broken like your mind reading skills, way to go! lol

September 19
i have a g/f too

September 19
oh, good lol that actually make me feel a lot better!

September 19
y?

September 19
those idiots i met recently i refered to, 90% of it is over that. they want a date,they want a good time, ect ect, i wasn't that kinda girl when i was single, DEFF no that kinda girl since im taken, so knowing you have a g/f, just takes a lot of pressure away i guess

September 19
oh, i dont hit on girls like those 90% anyway
i'm a lot more dangerous

September 19
that's a good thing, b/c i have a habit now of blocking ppl that try it lol

September 19
well ur not gonna have to block me till we're both single and i'm in hazard

September 19
lol that's good, but i don;t plan on being single for a while, and hopefully in Ky at all lol

September 19
well i'm not gonna be there till christmas and me and my g/f are pretty serious
i'll be there christmas, july, august, then the next july

September 19
that's good that it's working out. hopefully, next summer, me and my sister will be going back to Cuba for a while. if plans work out, this will be her first time in our 'home' town

September 19
that's sweet
i have a sister
well half of one
and two brothers

September 19
i just have the one sister, lol, se's 15, stay's with me

September 19
how u keep the guys away from her?

September 19
what, you mean like hitting on her? lol she does that her self

September 19
she's a lesbian?

September 19
lol no!

September 19
oh, i thought all girls like 14-17 were boy crazy

September 19
lol no, she's just not an idiot like most girls her age

September 19
that's good, i used to pride myself on being smart
really doesn't help me a lot now

September 19
why do you say that?

September 19
work

September 19
what do you do?

September 19
sit behind a desk for 24 hours straight sometimes, clean a lot of stuff, run a lot, jump out of air planes, kill the occasional person

September 19
what branch?

September 19
army

September 19
i see

September 19
82nd airborne division fort bragg north carolina

September 19
so are you on leave rite now or something?

September 19
no i gotta b at work at 545 am

September 19
oh i see
does your lady serve?

September 19
no

September 19
oh, that's still pretty cool tho. got a soft spot for the military or things of the same nature

September 19
i'm pretty sure 99% of the country does
but imma go fry some eggs cause i'm hungry
i'll b back in like 30 if ur still online, if not then goodnight

September 19
i might still be, unless i crash

September 19
at 9:20? you're a wilden

September 19
lol oh you know it

September 19
whats the difference between apple juice and apple cider?

September 19
mm..idk

September 19
me neither, they taste the same

September 19
lol

September 19
i think i trust the word cider more than the word juice
idk y

September 19
lol, what ever floats your boat

September 19
buoyancy
it floats all my boats

September 19
lol

September 19
u ever eat salt on apples?

September 19
sometimes, use to, but salt isn't that great

September 19
what r u talkin about, salt will save ur life
well not really
but you'd die with out it so kinda

September 19
lol maybe save me from a ghost or demon lol

September 19
u know the new season starts october 3rd

September 19
new season of what?

September 19
supernatural

September 19
oh yeah, they signed on to do season 8 and 9 now woot woot

September 19
i love supernatural
started watching it in afghanistan

September 19
yeah, it's a good show, i gotta by season 7 ow that it's out.
*now

September 19
fuck that, stream that shit

September 19
lolno i wonna keep it, i like it. i have the other 6 seasons already on DVD

September 19
that's pretty cool. the antichrist episode is my favorite
where the lil boy turns cas into a figurine

September 19
lol yeah. i love Castiel. he cracks me up
'good news is we're all screwed'
'i don't understand your definition of good!'
lmao

September 19
i really like death and satan's characters
i'm pretty sure that's exactly how they'd b in real life if you could talk to them

September 19
death yeah, that dude just looked like a creep, and the first guy who played Lucifer, not so much on the Sam Lucifer

September 19
he was all soft spoken and shit
how did season 6 end?

September 19
oh wow, ah, Sam started to slowly remember his time in hell, that 'wall' death put up started to break, Castiel ended up getting into purgatory and collection all the soul's, so it's like he was the new God

September 19
then he exploded?

September 19
lol no, Levathain took over him in season 7

September 19
ohh u saw the part where he pushed the demon up against the wall and kiss her, then looked at sam and dean and was like "i learned it from the pizza man"

September 19
lol yeah! that was funny
watching the skin flick with Sam and Dean in the room
hahaha

September 19
yea that's my favorite castiel line
so you've seen season 7?
u just dont have it?

September 19
ive seen some of it, not all yet

September 19
oh ok
i dont wanna give u any spoilers
what else do u like to watch?

September 19
umm...wrestling, mma, Jimmy Fallon, OH Strike Back is like my favoritest show, EVER!

September 19
wrestling like wwe?

September 19
and TNA

September 19
favorite wrestler?

September 19
in which branch?

September 19
any branch

September 19
probably CM Punk by far, i also like, Sin Cara, AJ Styles, Jeff Hardy, James Storm

September 19
that's a pretty good answer
punk really is the best in the world
i'm an ortan fan tho

September 19
i like randy Orton, but he fail's one more DT he will be gone just like Jeff Hardy

September 19
then we'll see him in tna
lol

September 19
lol probably. i keep up with the back stories lol

September 19
lords of pain?

September 19
what about em?

September 19
i mean is that what u read?

September 19
oh, different places, and a bunch of nerd friends lol

September 19
so no lol

September 19
lolno, not on that one

September 19
i'm gettin tired

September 19
lol then go to bed

September 19
i will
soon as i put these clothes in the dryer

September 19
well, im bouncing off here for a bit, to go run, then shower.
later

September 19
goodnight

21 hours ago
What is up homey?

21 hours ago
hey

21 hours ago
I need a new display pic. What u think about me in a child sized 60s robin costume
Just playin. That picture does exist tho

21 hours ago
lol that would be funny, and sorry, i think im getting sick to my tummy.

21 hours ago
I had no idea I had that effect on u. I'll leave u alone

21 hours ago
lol i wish, i took like a 2 hour nap, and im not feeling so hot since i got up

21 hours ago
My gf has the flu she's sick as a dog

21 hours ago
o h don't say that lol, it's getting cold here in Ky, i think i maybe getting sick myself

21 hours ago
it was pretty cold at 6am here. Everyone was bitchin but it didn't bother me. Then we ran 7 miles

21 hours ago
lol nice

21 hours ago
It was a good run. I felt so good after. U ever run in the mornings?

21 hours ago
lol yes i do, nothing beats running in the morning on a beach tho!

21 hours ago
Running in sand has to make for sexy legs

21 hours ago
lol maybe so, haven't done it in for so long i forgot how sand feels

21 hours ago
It's usually warm, soft, moist, kinda like a dogs nose

21 hours ago
lol thanks for that, it all came rushing back to me!

21 hours ago
The dogs nose?

21 hours ago
lol yeah

21 hours ago
I want a dog

21 hours ago
A puli a black one

21 hours ago
i ant another dog lol

21 hours ago
I'm not allowed to have pets. Buy a puli then give it to me when I move

21 hours ago
why can't you?

21 hours ago
Cause I have to live in the bs

21 hours ago
oh yeah, duh! i knew that

21 hours ago
I don't remember tellin u what I did for a living
I remember wrestling abs supernatural

20 hours ago
b/c i guessed what you did when you explained it, 82! lol

20 hours ago
Oh yea I did do that

20 hours ago
lol yep hahaha

20 hours ago
We got this guy in our platoon who is seriously forest gump
Today I had to borelight all our weapons and he was practicing calling up a medevac request

20 hours ago
lol Forrest Gump! wow

20 hours ago
I got done with every weapon b4 he called up 1 correct request
Seriously all u have to do is read the shit off a piece of paper. I kid u not

20 hours ago
lol nice. well, i mean is he new? nervous? or what?

20 hours ago
He's slow lol
But he runs a 2 mile in 11 somethin
He's forest gump

20 hours ago
lol wow, like for real! haha

20 hours ago
That's what im sayin
I went to the store today cause I wanted spaghetti
I was so excited... Then the store was out of the sauce I use
I fought back tears

20 hours ago
lol aww, what kind do you use

20 hours ago
Hunts 4 cheese
It's so good. 1lb hamburger 8oz mushrooms 1/2 medium onion per can. Salt and pepper to taste a hint of garlic
It's so good

20 hours ago
lol sounds good, my sister can cook, to be so young,we finally got her convinced to go to cooking school

20 hours ago
I wanna go to cooking school
I don't wanna b a chef
I just wanna b able to cook good enough to make u wanna smack yo momma

20 hours ago
she can cook amazingly already, after she goes to school for it and all, i don't see why she couldn't make a good life with it

20 hours ago
Ur proud of ur sister aren't u?

20 hours ago
very much so, she's stronger then most ppl know, dealing with the things she deals with

20 hours ago
I really like that. I'm so proud of my lil brother. I never have to worry about him he's so tough
Me n u would never get along. Were too much alike

20 hours ago
lol nah, im easy to get along with honeslty, there's just a lot of idiots around here. nothing towards you, i know you said yo came from here, but Hazard is the worset place i have lived in, and i can NOT wait to get out of here. im not gonna waste away here, nor am i gonna let Sarah waste away here

20 hours ago
I mean u saw me get the hell outta there right?

20 hours ago
lol yeah, it wouldn't be that bad, like, i can deal with the boringness of the place, but honestly, it's the ppl here. never, not even in cities, have i ever met ppl so rude and idiotic! and i wonder why ppl around here pride their selves on their 'southren kindness', i have yet to see hardly any of it

20 hours ago
Yea u seem like u do well at entertaining urself. I like that. Most likely means ur a genius compared to the ppl I can imagine ur dealing with.

20 hours ago
well, ah...i don;t really know what to say to that tbh hahaha

20 hours ago
As far as rude I dunno. Haters goin hate I guess

20 hours ago
yeah, it doesn't bother me, i just block and/or ignore their iggnorant asses, but when ppl are rude tomy sister, that pisses me off! my latino fury wants to come out then

20 hours ago
Latina?

20 hours ago
yeah, our family orginally came from Cuba, Villa Carla

20 hours ago
I know. Well the Cuba part. I was grammar policing u
I was really protective of my sister too. I think I personally scared off Like 3 or 4 guys she was dating
Well ne n my lil brother combined

20 hours ago
yeah same here. she don't get it as much as i do, for w/e reason guys tend to fight with me more, idc, like i said i block em, but i litaerlly wonna kill ppl for the things they say to her lol

20 hours ago
How u gonna end a sentence that has the phrase kill ppl in it with an lol?
Lil creepy.

20 hours ago
lol sorry, it's okay tho, im latino

20 hours ago
Yea I mean usually when I think of killing people I burst out into laughter

20 hours ago
lol why?

20 hours ago
Actually I was joking I don't do either one of those
Kinda glad I haven't had to kill anyone yet honestly. I hear that shit messes with some ppl

20 hours ago
yeah, how long are you staying in?

20 hours ago
Got 3 more years and some change

20 hours ago
now, random question, but how does that work, like what the shortest amount of time you can stay in? 2 yrs rite?

20 hours ago
Yes. I signed for 5
I got a 4 day this weekend. My ex is tryina steal me back so she's offering to pay for me to come home
Some ppl.are ridiculous

20 hours ago
lol i see i see, and i thought 2 yr was the smallest. had a friend who wants to do the reseves, but ..there's...issues right now lol

20 hours ago
Were not big on weekend warriors around here

20 hours ago
well that would be all he would want to do, doesn't wonna leave his kid

20 hours ago
But hey I need to go to sleep. I was just gonna say hi to u but u somehow suckered me into an hour and 15 minute long conversation. How'd u do that?

20 hours ago
lol it's magic! hahaha
later

20 hours ago
National guard still goes to basic still gets deployed.
Goodnight home skillet

20 hours ago
lol later chico

20 hours ago
Ok one more question this is really important

20 hours ago
lol okay

20 hours ago
Would u rather sleep in a cold room with a blanket or a warm room with nothing?

20 hours ago
ah, wow lol, depends on how cold it is

20 hours ago
U end up the same temperature

20 hours ago
lol what?

20 hours ago
If u end up the same temperature. Would u rather have the blanket or ney?

20 hours ago
i say blanket, i actually like it a lil cold when i sleep

20 hours ago
Yea me 2. I really like sleeping outside in a sleeping bag when its cold. It's weird. Ok goodnight for real this time

20 hours ago
lol okay, later

7 hours ago
What r u doin?

7 hours ago
watching undisputed 2

6 hours ago
Michael j white
He was better in spawn
But ill leave u alone. Im bored at work

6 hours ago
yeah, him and Scott Adkins, about to watch the third one

6 hours ago
Third one is better

6 hours ago
yeah, well idk, they let Scott Adkins do the fight scens in 2, i think those are bette heslike only the second guy to ever film a guyver kick, third ones story is better tho

6 hours ago
Im not impressed by choreography.

6 hours ago
i loved it lol. i watch fight movies for that rather then a story

6 hours ago
I like dance movies.

6 hours ago
lol like step up

6 hours ago
We watched everything in Afghanistan.

6 hours ago
lol bet that was awesome

6 hours ago
Space jam was epic. I was so pumped.

6 hours ago
lol nice
i have that on VHS

6 hours ago
I'm loving ur taste

6 hours ago
lol thanks

5 hours ago
Swe go into work and there's a praying mantis in there. Some of the guys catch it and put a leash on it and tied it to the light fixture. So it flies around in the air for like 30 seconds and its obvious the poor thing is exhausted. I felt so bad for it. So I go over there and let it sit on my hand. Then we took it down and tied it to the desk and gave it a lid full of gatoraide. He seemed to like it but then we poured some monster rehab in with it. He straight shoved his whole head down in that bitch for like 20 seconds just chugging. I was seriously like just amazed. Then as soon as he pulls his head out he started feeakin out like wiggling his arms and shit. It was the funniest thing. I laughed my ass off.

5 hours ago
And now we have a pet praying mantis

5 hours ago
lol wow, should have filmed that, youtube hit in the making

5 hours ago
We got it freakin out after it started doing it on video. But the pricelessness came in from the chugging followed by the instant freakout. You would not believe how funny that was

5 hours ago
lol need to load that on youtube or facebook

5 hours ago
Not for free shit.
You load a video so I can watch it. Then ill load mine

5 hours ago
i have put a videos on here, but you have to be in our group to see it. it's of Paco

5 hours ago
I have videos on mine too already
They're of me winning a combatives tournament

5 hours ago
oh, i never looked lol. mine isn't viewable by everyone, but it's sooo cute. Paco is my bird, he bob's his lil head when you beat box, i filmed it

5 hours ago
u beat box every bird u encounter?

5 hours ago
lol no, just my baby

5 hours ago
Yea he might get jealous

5 hours ago
lol maybe, who knows

5 hours ago
maybe? Birds are people too

5 hours ago
loli took a pic holding him, accidntlly covered him up, my friend Bobby gave me heck over it to lol
just goofing off tho

5 hours ago
What u doin on the 13th?

5 hours ago
what, october 13th?

5 hours ago
Yes. Dayglow will b in raleigh. I'm goin

5 hours ago
...who? lol

5 hours ago
YouTube Dayglow Birmingham aftermovie. I'm n the front row center at like 1:32 wearing a black shirt.
I was just sayin if u wanna get outta hazard for a minute might not b a bad idea.

5 hours ago
oh i see, idk what im doing on the 13th yet. don't wonna get tickets just incase i don't go

5 hours ago
U can buy them the day of its no big deal

5 hours ago
oh, well, might put some money back just in case

4 hours ago
Yea its pretty sweet

4 hours ago
yeah, i don't make LONG term plans lol you never know

4 hours ago
Well yea u said u move around a ton

4 hours ago
yep, things don't always work out the way i want em to, well that's any one's life, but i don't pln long term plans a lot b/c they do't alwways happen lol

3 hours ago
Yea 2 1/2 weeks is just too long

3 hours ago
lol for me it is. i could plan it out and end up having to go to Tn for a week or something

3 hours ago
Ok I mean it was just a suggestion i don't want u to think I'm begging u to go w me or anything.

3 hours ago
lol no no no, i know. you have a girl, i have a guy lol i just tend not to set things in stone for a few reasons

3 hours ago
I am aware

3 hours ago
lol

about an hour ago
Off work. Woot
Author:  Phoenix_ [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:12 am ]
Post subject: 
Okay one big thing, I know your new, but no one has the time to read your coversations for a whole week, next time, just put a spefic part. Next, clearly label who is talking, either you or her, it gets confusing. Lastly, what question are you asking?
Author:  freddyw32 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:18 am ]
Post subject: 
what do i say next? other than that just what did i do wrong/right?
Author:  Phoenix_ [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:46 am ]
Post subject: 
Did she say you have girl and I have a guy? Are both of yall already in a relationship? Are you trying to get a date with her?
Author:  freddyw32 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:03 am ]
Post subject: 
yes shes in a relationship. i'm not but said i was. yes i want to meet her.
Author:  Aspiring [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:53 am ]
Post subject: 
Fb pickups often seem desperate. It's better not to constantly be fb messaging/texting your target even if you can't see her in person. Instead keep it short and sweet - let her wonder.

Also if she magically dumped her BF for you, ask yourself if shes worth the work. You don't even know this girl and LDRs are stressful.
Author:  joyelectrik [ Thu May 30, 2013 8:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: need help with fb pickup
r u looking now 4 a wingman? 252-525-8282
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