Hello hello to the sad few who will bother reading this!
The reasons for me joining should be bear no secrets, considering the nature of this forum so instead I'll just give a run-down of me and my mighty track record.
21 years old (3 guesses for where I from), known the game for what seems like forever and have had a total of 0, yes ZERO girlfriends and 2 random kisses. Daunting numbers for most of you people, I'm sure. But fear not I'm willing to share my advice on how to get such a fine record, just send me a message. Also never held any hands and the girlfriends part actually reaches beyond the mere romantic aspect of the word but even to having had any friendly relationship whatsoever.
I suppose my biggest assets for getting there was my crippling AA and lacking social skills. Honed to perfection.
Note that I'm not as anti-social as one might believe from reading the above. It all just applies to our fairer gender (for the narcissists: women, not men).
Anyway, see you around on the forums.
