Locket - glad to have you aboard.
now ditch the tracksuits and football t-shirts either in the fire, or in the bottom drawer only to come out on the day you are playing sport, or watching the game with the lads.
Tracky-B and Man Utd strips are for kids.. and chavs. and No PUA should ever be chavvy fred-perry, burrberry cap wearing scum
otherwise, (on a happier note) get yourself over to a Primark, its cheap as chips min!.. and they have improved their style over the last few months..
Get yourself some dark - good fitting (not hanging below your arse) jeans.. a large buckle belt, plain black and white t-shirts (1 quid each! its a steal) *these are undershirts*.. and them grab a few pairs of buttoned up shirts.. downward stripes make you look taller.. horizontal ones make you look bigger. (i go for vertical ones.. because im one of these "bigger" cunts.. but that doesnt stop my PUA ability..)
if you want to splash out just a little bit more.. (especially if you a thinner) TopMan, River Island and New Look (<-- its not just womes kit you know...) sell the more "in fashion" gear..
Scrub up mate
and the burds will go mental Illusionist - the Evil Scotsman
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