Damn, dude, that's a great story--nice work! I see why you call yourself Poetry!
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| Author: | Poetry [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Newby FIRST TIME k-close FR! college student must read |
What's happenin everyone? Poetry here and I just wanted to let all the new guys in on some of the success I just had. First off I am a college student, and just finished reading The Game, and just looked up a couple things here and there online. Ok here we go... In Class earlier today: Talking with the three girls that sit around me and casually flirting with two of them that are potential targets. I figured that instead of just singling one of them out I just just swap flattery/negs/flirting between the two. So when a break in class happens I i drop this line to one of them: P: Hey have you heard of StumbleUpon or Digg? Yea its a site that brings up random cool websites. So I was using it one day and found a statistic that said that 93% of women sing in the shower. And the other 7%... you know, pleasure themselves. HB7: OMG really? Thats crazy. P: Yea I know! Do you know what the women sing? HB7: Umm no? P: Oh ok, so you're part of the 7% then... HB7: (goes crazy lauhing nervously) No I don't! thats un called for! *I found this stat on this website, can't remember where it was posted, just dont want to take credit for someone else's work. So anyways HB7 turns around and starts to tell HB9 about it and she just gives me a quick glance. later in class i look back at her and we make solid eye contact for 4-5 secs and thats was when I knew I was going to get her. Luckily enough my fraternity and her sorority were having a social later that night... At the social i get there before she does so I'm dancing around and having a fun time with all the people I know. Then I see her standing with a friend just talking, not on the dance floor (at my college, thats all the ppl do at the clubs). So i quickly step by them and say "So this is where the party's at." (stolen from Style) and she explains she can't drink cuz she needs to watch the other girls in her sorority. i tell her if she ever wants some fun and wants to hit the dance floor to let me know and I start to walk away. Immediately she and her friend come to the dance floor and we start dancing. Im giving them equal attention until her friend just backs off. So we dance for a while and she had glued candy corn onto her shirt (it was an anything-but-clothes party) so it was too tempting. I did a little dip and bit one of them off. She looked at me astonished and I knew what i had to do, so i went in for it and she kiss/bit off half of it. after that I knew it was smooth sailing. I kept dropping small lines and later that night she said "you just have the right thing to say for everything" i was modest and said "really? thats cool cuz im just winging it", which I kind of was. 2 hours of dancing, a couple make out sessions, and a number later I made it home. If I had got her into bed it would have been a miracle, but its ok because BOTH of our birthdays are on sunday and she invited me to her party (its her 21st and my 20th). Moral of the story: the advice I can give to any college sarging first timers is to get a couple of lines. Maybe an opener, one game, and a couple jokes or cool facts. Other than that just be yourself and the biggest thing is HAVE FUN. All night my friends kept coming up and patting my back or giving me high fives. HB9: You really are the life of the party. i responded: I wish I could say that. They keep coming up to me because I'm dancing with the life of the party. Oh yea, I also used a little bit of an anchor. I had a gift bow on and we exchanged it multiple times to keep the attraction up. I left her with it in her pocket so she will remember me later. Sorry this was such a long first post. I want to thank the community for all its help and I will update on what happens after saturday night. Keep it Smooth, -Poetry |
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| Author: | Klats [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Newby FIRST TIME k-close FR! college student must read |
Damn, dude, that's a great story--nice work! I see why you call yourself Poetry!
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