Hi guys!
Quickly in before the translators; I know what my user name means, it was a misunderstanding that occurred when I introduced myself to a French person, who thought that my name (Patrick) was something different entirely...
Anyway: I'm not unsuccessful with the ladies, but I tend to get too deeply involved with them (
) so this is an attempt to loosen up a little in time for Uni, where the fun will begin... 
My main interests are music (starting in the Baroque era stretching till the 1960s, then I get a little more picky about what I like) and sport (I fence and play tennis), so if anybody wants to talk about any of that, go ahead and PM me! I'm going to be reading Philosophy, Politics and Economics next year, so I'll be gracing No. 10 in about 20 years
Anyway, enough! I'll be leeching your posts very soon, my friends!
PDT
EDIT: I also am a speed reader (~2000wpm, 70%+ retention), so if there's anybody interested in this, I'd be extremely happy to give some tips!