Suppose I'll give you all the gist since it appears I'm sticking around.
I'm 24, and live in Calgary, Alberta, though I'm originally from Guelph, Ontario. (Canadian, eh?)
I'm actually a bit of a workaholic, and even with a well paying job, I like having a second one, usually in a bar, because hey, why not get paid to sarge?
Let's see... I'm in pretty good shape, and I'm tall (6‘5, 210lbs), and I'm fascinated by psychology, which is one of the reasons I'm here.
Oh yeah, I'm also a smartass, and I was born with a subnormal capacity for sincerity. ;p