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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:44 am 
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Alright boys, its me Jaxin(Jesus).
I got a great Idea I saw them doing this shit on another forum so I thought, "you know what my boys here at PUA forums can too"
Its simple let's just get some banter lines together and post 'em.
what's a banter line?
simple its like a cocky funny line, but playful, like a neg but not disqualifying.
eg."I don't know who your boyfriend is but he's not spanking you enough"
calling girls funny names like "dork", "doris", that kind of shit
so let's see what you got!!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:35 pm 
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Alright, Alright I'll start off with a couple banter lines so you guys can have a bit of a start.

Whenever a girl asks me "how old are you", or "what's your name", I say
"Woah lady, calm down there, I don't even know who you are, for all I know you could be a Government agent sent to seduce me"

*"stop undressing me with your eyes"

*"this place is a meat market, I feel like a piece of meat here"

*what did you come over here just to flirt with me"

When she mentions some other guys
*"stop trying to get me Jealous"

*PUA:"did I ever tell you that you are really confident and intelligent?"
HB:"no"
PUA:"there's a reason"

When opening
*"hey guys can I get a female opinon on something, assuming you are females and not just really cute crossdressers"

*"stop treating me like a sausage with feet"

Just about anything that is teasing with some C&F in it is pretty much a banter line.

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:36 am 
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One of my favorite lines from Shaft was in relation to boyfriends.

HB: I have a boyfriend.
Shaft: Whoa... We just met ten minutes ago, and already you're telling me your problems.

Other than that, I've found most "banter" reads like Quagmire from the Family Guy...

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:51 am 
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Try these on Hired Guns

*HB:"have a nice day"
Jaxin:"don't tell me what to do, I just met you like five minutes ago, and you're already trying to control me"

Jaxin:"what do you make here like $50,000 an hour?"
HB:"no"
Jaxin:"oh I was going to ask you out, but I only date rich girls"
sometimes she says:
HB:"but I'm nice"
Jaxin:"thats's not good enough, I need rich and nice!"

Jaxin:"are you shoplifting?"
HB:"no, I work here"
Jaxin:"what employee's discount not good enough for you?"

some great shit right here, come on boys wouldn't hurt to participate.

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

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Jaxin I love these, I'm planning an attempt at this HB 9 who works at a local coffee shop, I'm definitely trying some of these out. THANKS!

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Me: You look nice
She: Thanks
Me: If I weren’t here, I would say you are the sexiest person in this room.

Are you drunk or are you always like this?


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Only 1 i can think about at the moment is

"Will you PLEASE tell your breasts to stop staring at my Eyes!? Its very offputting! How Rude!"

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:24 am 
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This usually is stated when a girl and i have been talking for a while, and the negs have been put in a place earlier.

HB- Blah,blah,Blah
Me- Hmm, you might just start to impress me, and I don't get impressed much, good job by you. Something that simple and the correct voice tone makes wonders, gentlemen.

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when a girl has some C+F magic of her own going, its pretty easy to bait her to say " i'm special". so it would go:

me: hey, why do you think YOU get special treatement?

her: because i'm special

me: really? do you take special classes and ride the special bus??

(i love that one and been itchin to share it.)


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:49 am 
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She drops/spills/etc. something, "This is why we can't have nice things."


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If she keeps bring up her ex-boyfriend or just her problems:
Jaxin:"Oh my god I love your bag, where did you get it?"
Her:"Armani Exchange"
Jaxin:"do they have it in a bigger size?"
Her:"I guess... why?"
Jaxin:"to carry all your baggage"

E-Bay Line I invented myself:

if she does something funny or interesting or just anything you like say to the obstacle: "oh my god I love where where did you get her? Off E-bay, is it like automobiles, books, crazy girl who I met in the mall?"

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:40 pm 
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haha, nice thread.

'Hi..ive made myself a promise that everytime i go on a night out, i have to meet the hottest girl in the club....So whats your name? :)' OR to be abit cocky, 'Hi..ive made myself a promise that everytime i go on a night out, i have to meet the hottest girl in the club....So whats your friends name? :)'

Another good one, if your at a big table with some peple you dont know is to learn accross and say to them 'hey..are you guys shy or something? Ive been sitting here 10 minutes and youve not even offerd me a drink!'


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if she says something thats actually intelligent..
"wow...u know you're smarter than u look"

If shes using her cellphone a lot..
ME: are u like addicted to that thing
HER: no no im sorry
ME: what are u addicted to?
HER: umm nothing
ME: ..give me a week


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"Are you literally on fucking crack? there is no way -insert something- is better"

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Quote:
'Hi..ive made myself a promise that everytime i go on a night out, i have to meet the hottest girl in the club....So whats your name? ' OR to be abit cocky, 'Hi..ive made myself a promise that everytime i go on a night out, i have to meet the hottest girl in the club....So whats your friends name? '
That's good but how about

'Hi I've made a promise to myself that everytime I go out I have to meet the hottest girl in the club... so can you introduce me to that girl over there?'
Then point to some random chick doesn't even have to be hot

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

Contemporary Chronicler:
http://thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com/

Best of Jaxin:
best-of-jaxin-vt1824.html


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