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ok im good at what i do being cocky funny and everything but it b hard when im trying to attract girls that r cocky and funny 2 what do i do about that? when their tryna do 2 me what im tryna do 2 them
The best thing to do with these types of girls is shock them. Sometimes you can get results by proving you're at least on their level, if not more clever/slick than they are. If you're quick on your feet and have a good vocabulary, hey, go for it! If not, I've got some sure fire methods to 'even' the playing field. I call this the one two three method. It's a lot like stop, drop, and roll.
1. Spit in her face. I know this sounds insane, but it actually works. Say she says something really witty and makes you look like a moron in front of the whole set. What do you do? You dig deep - cough up all the phlegm you can, straight from the deepest, darkest depths of your lungs and spit it right into her open, laughing mouth.
2. Scream. I'm not kidding. Do it! Scream as loud as you. Practice this at home first. Learn to make a really terrifying face. Not only will it throw a cocky/funny chick off her rhythm, it'll also get everyone else in the room to shut the fuck up, at least for a second, which gives you a little more time to do what's most important: spit more game.
3. Talk in a really weird voice. Pretend you're a demon or something from another dimension. Hold your hands kind of high and limp and sway your head back and forth, speaking in a deep, otherworldly, demonic voice.
P.S. You might also want to tug her hair. Not too hard, you don't wanna come across as some psychotic weirdo here, just a little physical gesture to let her know who's in charge here.