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I bet none of you "experts" have a job. You're probably a bunch of weirdos.
I probably earned more money in the time it took me to write this sentence than you did in a month.
Anyway, you always complain that you don't get the answers you want, but take a second and look at the fucking question you just asked.
You're trying to cheat on your girlfriend, YOU PICK UP HER CALL WHEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER, NAKED GIRL OVER, you then "confess" it was your girlfriend, then you lie about wanting to get rid of her, then you BEG the new girl to not leave (as if), and your reason for picking up that call is being given hell the next day.
And to top if all off, you're thinking of texting the chick that you almost fucked after a 10 minute interaction that you broke off with your girlfriend for good. AS IF SHE GIVES A SHIT.
What part of this doesn't scream "I'M FUCKING WEIRD"?
What the hell type of reality do you live in? What answers can you even expect when everything about the question if 15 different types of fucked up?
What the fuck do you think we are? Miracle workers? You think we deal in black magic? You fuck these situations up so beyond repair that not even a fucking divine intervention could turn it around but you still expect a solution?
You're a walking sitcom.