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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:17 pm 
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If your bosses hot sister walks by your desk carrying a bunch of bananas, signals me to look her way, pull out a banana, pretend to deep throat it. Would that be considered an IOI? Yeah she just did that! LMFAO!

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 Post subject: Re: Banana
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:46 pm 
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It sure as hell looks like it. But then again, it may just be a joke. It depends on the personality of the girl and the kind of relationship you have.

If I were in your place I would try to get a sense of her intentions, but don't come out too strong, not only you risk losing the girl for overgaming her, you also risk losing your job because her brother may not like it.

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 Post subject: Re: Banana
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:43 pm 
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An hour later I went in her office to 'retrieve a file', while pulling the file I said. Looking sideways, "Would you like me to close the door so you can reenact the banana in person?" She said "Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have done that!, I was implying it looks gay!" I said "Gay? look me in the eye and say you've never kissed a girl in a sexual manner!" She replied "Maybe, but you'll never know!! Besides, that was a long time ago!" I said that's obviously because men please you more right?" She deeply blushed, stumbled her words, and squeaked out "yes". I said "See you NOT gay." and walked out.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:30 pm 
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An hour later I went in her office to 'retrieve a file', while pulling the file I said. Looking sideways, "Would you like me to close the door so you can reenact the banana in person?" She said "Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have done that!, I was implying it looks gay!" I said "Gay? look me in the eye and say you've never kissed a girl in a sexual manner!" She replied "Maybe, but you'll never know!! Besides, that was a long time ago!" I said that's obviously because men please you more right?" She deeply blushed, stumbled her words, and squeaked out "yes". I said "See you NOT gay." and walked out.
It seems like stimulating women's emotions is the cornerstone of your game, right? Nothing about that conversation is how you would speak to another guy

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 Post subject: Re: Banana
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:41 pm 
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you could get a promotion by impregnating your boss' sister.


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 Post subject: Re: Banana
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:47 pm 
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you could get a promotion by impregnating your boss' sister.
Kids that could possibly look like my boss? Bro that's just twisted. LMAO

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:12 pm 
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you could get a promotion by impregnating your boss' sister.
Kids that could possibly look like my boss? Bro that's just twisted. LMAO
i did'nt know you hated your boss that much..well you can get one over him by humping and dumping his sister lol!


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 Post subject: Re: Banana
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:23 pm 
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you could get a promotion by impregnating your boss' sister.
Kids that could possibly look like my boss? Bro that's just twisted. LMAO
i did'nt know you hated your boss that much..well you can get one over him by humping and dumping his sister lol!
I like the guy, but hey that don't mean he's good looking as his sister! But I like the way you think!

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 Post subject: Re: Banana
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Banana has a lot of uses. Surprisingly, it can treat skin tags.

Thanks to the strong antioxidant agents found in the banana peel, it is regarded as one of the incredible home remedies for skin tags. Additionally, the enzymes in the banana peel are beneficial for relieving the tag naturally.

How to apply:

Prepare a banana peel and cut it into small pieces
Put the inside part of the peel on the skin tag
Cover it by using a bandage and wait for overnight
Remove the peel and then rinse it off the area with clean water
Repeat the SPAM per night for several days or until you notice some significant improvements

Source: https://authorityremedies.com/how-to-ge ... skin-tags/


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