Quote:
Masturbating In The Shower
I: “Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?”
HER: “No”
I: “It’s true- the other 7% sing”
HER: “Oh really?”
I: “Do you know what they sing?”
HER: “No, what?”
I: “Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then”
HER: " What's wrong with that?!"
how to respond to that?!
maybe:
I: this is the reason for your morning smile, not because of your boyfriend?
What do you think, a little help ... or suggestions ....
HER: "What's wrong with that?!"
YOU: "Well, you'll know it only after I fuck you!"
or
'Well, it means you wasted one of your orgasms on other than me...'
or
'Well, it means you wasted an opportunity to have an orgasm with me...'