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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:15 pm 
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iv used this one before and hb still uses it as like a rivat ejoke,

me - hey your cute

her - *laughs* thanks

Me- but not like sexy cute more lieka puppy cute i want to stroke and pet you
*beggin to pat on head.....

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thats just too good give and then take a great example love it

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I used this one before when i was sarging in the subway,

HB : How old are you ?
Me : 19, What about you ?
HB : 21
Me: My mom told me not to talk to strangers.

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Nice list. I especially like #40.

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This has got to be one of my favorite posts to reference on the forum for guys asking questions about A2. I want to add something to #15.

15. Eww your palms are sweaty...Where have they been, NO, wait don't tell me! (Compliments of Mystery)

Here's a new neg that I accidentally used but liked, "Well atleast you made an effort to look good!" :D

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I like this list. I need some advice. I have a girl who I have been hanging out with a bit and we sort of neg each other playfully a lot.

Well, sometimes after I neg her, she calls me a punk. I basically need an equivalent insult to throw back at her, aside from, "No, YOU'RE a punk"... or maybe this is good enough? I know this is a stupid request, but it drives me nuts not being able to think of something to directly reply to this.

I won't be a total leech in this thread, so here's a neg you can use if you do manage to get a kiss from the girl you're interested in:

"Your lips are chapped". Do it while smiling at her.

Or alternatively, if you think you're about to get a kiss say, " I hope your lips aren't chapped" while squinting at her lips and sort of pulling your neck back away from her, as if you're examining them to see if they're in good condition.

btw this is my first post... I think I'm going to like it here :wink:

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I think J can help you on this one :)

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fuckin great


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One of my all time favorites I didn't see it listed.

ME- "Do you have any gum?"
HB - "Why or here you go?"
Me- "Great chew it!"


I got this from Mysetery. Walk up to a HB, adjust some article of clothing she's wearing, "Now you're a superstar!"

laughed my ass off nice one about the gum


okay heres my contribution its still in the works best if used in a two set
pua: you know what i had a good conversation but if you continue to be rude and not tell me your name I'll leave (neg)
hb1: oh im sorry im hb1 and this is my friend hb2
pua: plesure, (to hb2while your shaking her hand)hey hb1 you got really soft hands (hb1 is the target)
hb1: shes not hb1 I am
pua: shh hb2 its rude to interrupt go ahead hb1 (double neg)

basically you get te girls mixed up on purpose cocky funny if done right


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:57 pm 
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nice list but #7and#44are not negs there push pull lines :twisted:

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What about these negs?

1) "Is it me or is someone talking?"

2) "I couldn't help notice but you're kinda loud when you talk! Can you quiet down for a minute?"

3) "Okay, I have a great idea! Let's see who can be quiet the longest? Ha ha! You lose!"

4) "You know what? I'm sick of you! You're fired!"

5) "Guess what? No, really guess what? [what?] I like your hair! It smells like......herbal essence!"

6) "Have a little respect here! I'm talking...now what was I saying before loud mouth interrupted? Oh yeah---"

7) [She starts talking and you interrupt her "And this one time at band camp!" She'll get the picture for American Pie and start laughing.

8) "How tall are you? I could really tell by the platform shoes!"

9) "This is really great! You know talking to you is like talking to a brick wall!"

10) "Hey-good news! What the hell is that under your eye? Is it a eye booger?"

11) "Oh my god! You spit on me! That's gross! Gimme a napkin quick before I catch the coodies!"

12) "Wow! Are you telling me you're like the energizer bunny but only you keep on talking and talking?"

How are these guys? I'm gonna post some that I thought off. Some of these I thought of and tried. LIke the 1,4 and 7.

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Me (rubbing my chest): You got some dust on you here...
HB (rubbing her breast): Really?
Me: Wow i've known you thirty seconds and already you're touching yourself. You're too loose!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:37 am 
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These are some really great negs,
some even cracked me up, thanks everyone

Not sure if this is a neg but here it is

PUA- "Wow that's a nice shirt you got there! You got that from (store) at the 50% discount section right?"

half compliment, and half insulting = neg?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:44 pm 
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Sticky Sticky Sticky :D

Here's my contribution. It's a neg I picked up somewhere I can't remember....

You: "Hey, did you know 93 percent of all woman masturbate under the shower?"
Target: "No way!"
YOu: "It's true. 7 percent sings. You know what they sing?"
Target: "No idea."
You: "Guess you're part of the other 93 percent."

"Give a man fire and he's warm for a day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life" - Terry Pratchett

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