What about these negs?
1) "Is it me or is someone talking?"
2) "I couldn't help notice but you're kinda loud when you talk! Can you quiet down for a minute?"
3) "Okay, I have a great idea! Let's see who can be quiet the longest? Ha ha! You lose!"
4) "You know what? I'm sick of you! You're fired!"
5) "Guess what? No, really guess what? [what?] I like your hair! It smells like......herbal essence!"
6) "Have a little respect here! I'm talking...now what was I saying before loud mouth interrupted? Oh yeah---"
7) [She starts talking and you interrupt her "And this one time at band camp!" She'll get the picture for American Pie and start laughing.
"How tall are you? I could really tell by the platform shoes!"
9) "This is really great! You know talking to you is like talking to a brick wall!"
10) "Hey-good news! What the hell is that under your eye? Is it a eye booger?"
11) "Oh my god! You spit on me! That's gross! Gimme a napkin quick before I catch the coodies!"
12) "Wow! Are you telling me you're like the energizer bunny but only you keep on talking and talking?"
How are these guys? I'm gonna post some that I thought off. Some of these I thought of and tried. LIke the 1,4 and 7.
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