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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:00 am 
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Oh man this actually happen on mistake and then i realized that it is an awesome text to send to girls. Works best after like a night of partying or something of that nature.

Me: OMG! you would not believe what happen to me last night...
Girl:(Instant Response) What?!? tell me
Me: Oh shit sorry wrong person

Drives them freakin crazy i know im new to the forum but hope you guys enjoyed it let me know what you think
what might work better--
Me: OMG! you would not believe what happen to me last night...
Girl:(Instant Response) What?!? tell me
Me: Oh shit sorry wrong "[enter girls name]"

the other version she might think you were texting your brother, buddy, dad whatever.. this way its another girl/woman and she'll know it.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:55 pm 
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i got this one from Vin Dicarlo

After you get her number text this:

PUA: "your [insert some attribute] is the 2nd most attractive thing about you"

At this point they will always ask you what the first thing is. DON'T tell them, not until you land a day 2, and even then don't tell them - they will obsess over it!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:31 am 
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I got this one from Vin: OMG U did not!
Her: ???
Text me to @ least say hi, lol :-)

Or this one here is gold! "hey... guess what hard and pink and goes in n out and comes out wet and sticky ?
"Her: lol idk what ?
Me: guess and ull get a prize when I see u
Her: well I don't want that... lol
Me: what you don't want bubblegum haha
She call me laughing her ass off. She ask me "was that gonna be my prize?bubblegum...", I said "not anymore baby" she then said "so I don't get a prize then" I said "not till I see you mami and we play a game together"
Or my favorite one here it is,
Me"hey something/or someone reminded me of you today...
Her "oh yea what?"
Me: what would it be to be with you ?
Then take it from there guys be funny get her horny. It easy use your imaganation


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:17 pm 
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damn. this is awesome. my favorite is

Me: stop
hb: stop what?
Me: stop thinking about me and smiling. see i bet your doing it right now!

i use that alot. its a killer


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:17 am 
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i cant wait to try these


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:48 pm 
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i met this girl last week and got her # and used
hey, STOP
stop what?
thinking about me so much
as my first text to her, and now we text all the time, i'll relay my last text conversation

her: [randomly] what's good?
me: making hamburgers on my foreman grill, i'm an excellent cook
her: yuck! beef!
me: but i'm delicious and sweet. will you try me?
her: haha we'll see about that
[10 minutes later]
her: actually i WILL try you next time lol
me: obviously
her: you gonna wish you didn't say that =>
me: you don't dig confident guys?
her: lol i do. you'll see. I'll taste you fa sho

see what i did? i didn't even respond and ended the text conversation after she said "we'll see" and then SHE gets anxious and ends up falling for my bait
Cha CHING


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:31 pm 
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That's the idea freshness, by being intruegin, and using your imagination, and leavin the girl wantin to know more. Like an example would be, that she ask you a question and you responce would be something like " I would tell you but....there a problem...." she is gonna wanna know more. You in control of the convo now, now that you are in control bring her into your imagination. Notice how you said the word "taste me" you brough her in it. Good job.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:25 am 
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awesome stuff man

here's one

PUA: *send blank text*
HB: why did u just send me a blank txt (something along those lines)
PUA: Babe, you dont have to come up with excuses to talk to me!
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PUA: It must be so humiliating having to make up excuses to talk to me!

lol works pretty well :)
just used this one.

reply: "shhh i know i dont..blah blah" well played by her


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:29 pm 
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I gathered a list of great text lines from different boards. I want to compile a list of great lines to text, so if you have one please add! Also post if it's field tested or not. These below are all field tested so far.

(opener) What are you doing, cutie? :-)
(opener) SURPRISE!
(opener) Knock knock...
(opener) How's my favorite little brat doing? :)
(opener) Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
(opener) I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
(opener) Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
(opener) What sort of trouble are you causing?
(opener) I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
(opener) I know my math u+i equals 69
(opener) Girls are gross...
(opener) Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you :P
(opener) I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
(opener) Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
(opener) Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
(opener) Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now..
(opener) Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break…
(for flakes) I just met your twin
(for flakes) I like talking to you and I don't play games. I think we're really good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met. :)
(push-pull) Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
(push-pull) You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
(push-pull) Everytime I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) [name]
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
(attraction) Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
(attraction) I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
(attraction) I don't think you're ready for this jelly
(attraction) Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
(attraction) I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
(comfort) I was thinking of you...
(comfort) Something about u seems to always make me smile. :)
(sex) This is a breathalizer test. Please blow in the phone.....Result: Positive 90% for sperm breath

MULTI-LINERS
"congratulations"
"for what?" "what did i do?" "why?"
"i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)"

"Who is this?"
[girls name]
"I know...I'm just being an ass :)"

"Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?"
"I love how soft your lips are, I can't wait to kiss them again."
Great post.
2 favourites:
(opener) Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy

(opener) I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:33 pm 
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I include loser on all my txts just because sometimes you can sound afc if your like hey what are you up to? Instead i say hey loser, what are you up 2?


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:18 am 
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bad ass i'm tring them out right now


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:22 pm 
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Hahaha,
I tried out that 'stop!....thinking about me and smiling'
It worked great! At first she accused me of being Ricco Suave and a womanizer (playfully) and a bit later texted P.S. I do smile when thinking of you.

hahaha I love this sh*t


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:13 pm 
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i just thought i'd give people the idea that its awesome to use those lines to open on facebook and myspace :)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:13 pm 
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thanx for posting these... gotta use all of um :D


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:40 am 
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if she actually plays along to the Knock Knock text this one works pretty well.

PUA: knock knock
Her: who's there?
PUA: little boy blue
Her: little boy blue who?
PUA: Michael Jackson!


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