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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 1:10 pm 
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So i have been testing out this routine 10 times and gotten successful responses, but still need more.

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1. get into a photo booth, black and white setting on the film, and take a picture of your crouch with pants on, then one with your dick out, and another with your dick to the side or something, and then the third with your zipper back up.

2. Get into a photo booth, color setting on the film, and take a few pictures with your friends acting silly, ideally if you have this at a wedding party or something to add props even better.

3. Take a picture of both of these with your phone.

Here is how the routine goes it doesn't matter how well you know the girl as this is a qualifying routine.
Me: "I know this maybe inappropriate, but I was out with some friends and fucking around in a photo booth. Want to see what we did? Mind you this maybe forward, but no my intention."
Her: "yes"/(or something positive
Me: (send the black and white picture, but that is for a girl you already know is a bit kinky and into you, for someone that you still need to prepare this, send:
Me: I look at you as someone who would see past the vulgarity and into the art. (wait for another response here).
Her: (well you are right) or (yes I do see myself as an artist too)

Again you are really setting this up as a dick pic, so she really does have to respond positive.

Me: (send over the dick pic)
Her: "wow that is art"
Her: "Most people take the body as something sexual and only that and then they look past the artistic aspect of it"

Now if you still feel the need to back up why you are sending it say,

Me: ""ever heard of Robert Mapplethorpe?" (for those of you who don't know, he took black and white dick pics and was infamous for it, as an artist, check it out #nohomo)
Me: "Before my friends and I went out, we went to his gallery showing and wanted to be spontaneous ourselves, I'm thinking of sending it to him for his next catalogue, what do you think?"

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Now, what if they say "no, no thank you, or wow I don't even know you, another perv, or something else negative:

Send over the colorful photo booth picture
Me: I was exaggerating for a joke, that was taken farther than I expected.
Me: Seems you can't read sarcasm over text, wow such a naughty mind.

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Granted if it goes negative you aren't sending a dick pic, but this routine gives you an option to pretty quickly send it over, get her aroused, but in an artist way so you are sleazy.

Good luck trying it out.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:57 pm 
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This seems outright creepy. Out of the 10 times, how many of those times did it get you laid?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:34 pm 
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I'm not sure about this.

I only send a picture of my dick if a girl asks me for one, which is frequent if you're being sexual with a girl and telling her you're aroused by her, or if they send me a picture of their lady parts.

And in either case, you are usually in if this is the topic of conversation. I don't think most women get a strong response from images and sending this unwarranted without the right context is bad.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 4:43 pm 
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It's slightly off topic, but I have a buddy, that when a woman flakes on him, he sends a pic of his morning shit to her.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:12 pm 
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It's slightly off topic, but I have a buddy, that when a woman flakes on him, he sends a pic of his morning shit to her.
Well what's his results with this flake-shit method :?:


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:20 pm 
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It's slightly off topic, but I have a buddy, that when a woman flakes on him, he sends a pic of his morning shit to her.
Well what's his results with this flake-shit method :?:
Seems to work for him, although I haven't tried it. The random pointless dick pic reminded me.

It does make a statement.

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Woohoo! Awesome giveaway! I always say I wish my Gps-Enabled Sport Watch would buzz!

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2016 6:17 pm 
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Dick pic game can work for the right girl

I tend to zoom in so on the cock so she can't really see it in all it's glory

I then tell her I will zoom out for every revealing pic she reciprocates and I gradually zoom out till ive seen her and she see's the goliath and is dripping wet at this point

Do it to girls that are giving you major IOI's, it is always a risk but...:

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PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2016 6:01 am 
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Dick pics are for fucking idiots. Dude, just meet up with her and make some moves on her.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:14 am 
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Dick pics are for fucking idiots. Dude, just meet up with her and make some moves on her.
i agree haha dick pics never work out - easier to get laid when you show your dick in person

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