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Oh I relate to this post. What I say is this:
"Hey, don't touch! I'm very sensitive about my breasts! I remember when they first started to appear. I had all these feelings. I think it's the same feelings a teenage girl has when she gets her boobs. Growing tits is the only thing a teenage girl and I have in common. Wanna compare?"
This always gets a laugh. After asking if she wants to compare she will either say:
Yes: Win for you
No: (You say) Okay. Your's seem kinda lumpy anyway.
Her: (punches your arm with a "I can't believe you just said my boobs are lumpy" expression on her face).
Keep your frame tight.
Hahhaha, Tamora. The being sensitive about your breasts line is fucken golden. However, I would highly dissuade anyone from using the lumpy comment, though. Even though you're clearly joking, the HB may immediately think about breast cancer and feel offended.