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Author:  Mr. Assertive [ Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:21 pm ]
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That joke about the first thing into your head
ME:what colour is a fridge?

HER:White

me:What do cows drink?

Her:Milk

This works a total charm!!! Field tested 4 times and it only failed once to get a girl to laugh and some sort of playful kino. Try it!

I don't get this?

cows don't drink milk...
Author:  Psydaddy [ Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:14 pm ]
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Summer flirt (sexual escalating):

If she's with a skirt and you with shorts, start to scratch her harms, then her legs with a pen (basic kid's flirting).
Then say:
"Ok, let's do something, since you lose and i has able to scratch you so much, i'll let you play tic-tac-toe on my leg, it's fair! But if who loses or tie, have to provide his leg next!"
(make sure you take a marker, so you can clean it out easily, and she feels comfortable to play your game)

Well, then try your best not to lose :P
While you are playing on her leg, make sure you grab gently hers with one hand while you are playing, then escalate the touch and see if she accepts it, *BAMM* pussy massage!!!
Author:  Psydaddy [ Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:36 pm ]
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Use this line wherever you want (when they start to notice that you are interested on them):
"Oh, don't worry, I don't have third intentions on you"
Author:  LeEndez [ Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:19 am ]
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Setups and general foolery. Mix and match.

Just say "Hey guess what."

If she looks at you funny, say it again "Guess what!"

Follow it up with anything you want: a ridiculous joke/observation, some random shit about yourself.

If she refuses to guess. Keep on. Nod your head up a little seriously and say "Come on It's not any fun if you don't guess."

If she just absolutely refuses to guess. Just say angry jokingly "You're no fun. THAT'S WHAT!"

Throwing in "Hey" in the front of any sentence always makes it more playful.
Also when you're addressing other guys throw "Hey" in front of it. "Hey Bob".

If she says something or does something to neg you. "HeyHeyHey..." Follow it up with whatever return observation about her. "That kind of behavior isn't very or lady-like for a nice girl like you there.. (insert sarcastic nickname generalization)"

You: "...If I didn't know better, I'd think you were"
You: "A butch dike in disguise." Say this like you're making a contemptuous remark, but in that way that sounds like you're sour (with your lipstick, and your eyeliner, and your fancy pants shoes).
"A closet heterosexual."

That's always a funny one. Fake-sour contempt for any particular type of person you can deliberately generalize about. 'Telephone repair men, with their fancy cherry buckets, and their helmets, and their traffic safety orange. Just who the hell do they think they are anyway??'

If she says something in the normal course of the conversation that could make you jokingly jealous: laughingly and mockingly. IE Her: "I beat my brother at Super Smash Brothers". You: "You fucking snob."

If she makes any comment about some clothed part of the body (some great tattoo, no implants), say skeptically: "Fssss. I dooon't knooow... I'm gonna need to check and see first." (Usually smooth if the mood is light. Obviously don't use that if haven't built the sexual rapport yet)

If she says something along the lines of world-peace or anything in that ballpark. "Good one there, Miss America"

Sarcastic nicknames.

"Look, don't tell anyone but..." (something about your shady identity) (some joking observation about something someone doesn't notice that is embarrassing)
Or conversely something blatantly obvious.

If she compliments you on your clothing or say a song you played on the jukebox. Say "Thanks. I picked it out myself." If you say it correctly. Not as in "as opposed to my mom did"
Author:  Fyraplus [ Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:32 pm ]
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Well, here goes my virginity on this website!

Here's a short line that never have failed me to make a girl laugh.

If she pulls out a chewing gum pack and take a gum for herself.
Her: Do you want a gum?
You: Naa, I'm trying to quit.

You need to say it with a poker face as if she was offering you a cigarette and you were trying to quit smoking.
Author:  Retro-Man [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 3:38 am ]
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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
This works like a charm! Love it!
Author:  AntiSoz [ Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:32 pm ]
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Used this one the other day on the boardwalk and the girl thought it was funny.

You: I bet you that I'm psychic.
Her: Oh, really? How's that?
You: Pick a number between 1 and 10, but there are 3 rules.
Her: Okay...
You: Your number has to be odd, it must be less than 5, and it can't be 1.

If they catch on like this one did, you're gold.
If not, and they act surprised when you say 3, you might want to move onto the next one lol.
Author:  Kaizengod [ Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:35 pm ]
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Some awesome stuff.
A thing i like to do is when im out just go to a girl let's say she have a drink and is drinking from a straw.
Me- You know what they say about girls that drink with a straw?
Her-No
-Well no i cant tell you and walk away the always chase you and wanna know and you can just tease her fun stuff.
Author:  Psydaddy [ Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:22 am ]
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SHE: You are getting bald
YOU: I was born to shine and i start from above!
Author:  numbersgame [ Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:43 am ]
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would love to hear a few new ones by jay wa!
actually love this thread so much, there is so much gold.
Author:  Psydaddy [ Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:35 pm ]
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me: Do you like my beard?
she: yes bla bla
me: I can see that you have good taste in man
Author:  Psydaddy [ Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:45 pm ]
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Instant-kissing-roleplay
(Just say all this stuff to a girl)

Did you know that is prohibited to kiss in this area? It's tottaly prohibited, for sure, nobody should kiss here.
One day some other couple tried it and they got arested.
It was on a Tuesday, 2nd, December of 2014 (actual date), she dressed pink with cute red lips and she got her eye on him (some complements of what she's wearing\doing\etc at the moment) i think they were in love or something but at that time he told her that it was tottaly prohibited, and you know the Eve and Adam story, it was Eve thar provocated and Adam didn't resist.
Then she got closer to him, and she said: <bla bla make her say something>
and he said "We should better not do it, we should take care, look, someone is approaching us" (hold her hand)
Then she replied "<bla bla some shit of her>"
And then he said: You know, it never hurts to try

^ use it with careful <3
Author:  lonely spartan [ Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:12 am ]
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All Hail Jay,

I used the singing/masturbating in the shower line from Jay and got a huge and mischievous laugh.
The perfect opportunity came up when this girl was talking about Karaoke and doing the usual girly thing.

"noooo I don't want to do karaoke, I can't sing etc...." - 6
"C'mon I bet you sing all the time" - me
"nooo too embarrassing... "etc... ad nauseum playfully back n forth.
"Did you know that 93% of women masturbate in the shower and 7% sing?" - me
"what? really? - 6
"Yeah! do you know what they sing?" - me
"No, What?" -6
"Ahh, that must mean you must be part of the 93%" -me

Cue big laugh's all round, cheeky grin and some kino escalation and reciprocated touching.



struggled to remember so much gold from this thread, but just the music cue and pop, it was in my head ready to go and at the exact right moment.
Author:  Jonx1000 [ Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:50 pm ]
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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You
Your not suppose to ask for your name in a1-2 that is so CHUD dude.
Bro the shit he has here is genius there's no rule book saying you can't ask for her name in the beginning clealry it wont make a difference if you keep her interested.
Author:  cenare [ Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:58 pm ]
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Some great stuff there mate. Keep it up! Also for the record, yoink!
This stuff just sucks, you dont know how to pick up a girl.
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