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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:12 pm 
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When I get this question, I make a rather weak attempt at avoiding the topic. How would you respond?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:20 pm 
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If I get asked that question I usually answer with a question of my own;

"How old do I look?"

It seems to keep them on their toes because they want to answer but usually they take a few seconds to take a good look and then give and answer which they hope is not going to offend me if it's way off the mark.

Lucky for my a look a little younger than I actually am and so whatever they say I can usually come back with

"close enough"

and then change the subject, if they are really pushy I'll pretend to cave but only after I've made it difficult for them.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:11 pm 
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"old enough to know what I want"

"8183 days, 5 hours, 53 minutes and...(look at watch) 21, 22, 23..."

"14... can you believe no one asked me for id?"

"do past lives count?"

"to young/old for you. To bad though, 'cause you are sooo my type"

/arn ;)


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:14 pm 
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I get this a lot. Generally I say "guess". If they don't stop guessing I say something implausible like "50" or "20", I look in the 30's. If they say something within a few years I will say "good guess" or "close enough". If they persist I feel they are actually getting a little pushy, so I don't mind turning it back on them "how old are YOU ?"


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usually I'd say "Guess" I find most say "Oh I don't know, tell me!"

I'd reply with a smile "No, go on - guess!" I don't see why I can't make a game out of it :)


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"I'm 65, still waiting on my bus pass!"
"Looks like my anti-wrinkle cream is working!"
"I'm immortal"
"Where's my zimmer frame"
"I get out of the nursing home for one night and you already want to put me back in!"
"I'll give you a clue - when I go out into the sun I start sparkling like a little bitch"

I get asked about my age a lot since I am 17. I don't look old and I don't look young, so it is a subject of interest/concern to the women I talk to, especially considering that they're all older than me, so of course I have to find ways to divert the attention away.


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Avoiding the topic is not a good solution dude.

I reply to that:

"Old enough to know you're trouble!"
"Doesn't matter. You and me could never work"
"You're a real cougar, huh?"

Depends on the situation of course.

Anything funny / playful is good.

You can even answer you age and THEN go to the former responsers.

"I'm XX but it doesn't matter. Me and you could never work"

If you reality is that your age won't stop you from getting laid,
this will become HER reality as well.

Hope this helps!

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"Why, are you R-rated?" Could go with PG-13, but the R creates more sexual undertones...


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"Yes I'm too young/old for you."


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Avoiding the topic is not a good solution dude.

I reply to that:

"Old enough to know you're trouble!"
"Doesn't matter. You and me could never work"
"You're a real cougar, huh?"

Depends on the situation of course.

Anything funny / playful is good.

You can even answer you age and THEN go to the former responsers.

"I'm XX but it doesn't matter. Me and you could never work"

If you reality is that your age won't stop you from getting laid,
this will become HER reality as well.

Hope this helps!
I'll usually be honest about my age after it, then they actually think i'm older than 17, so either way it's all good.


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i look young for my age so i get this a lot.

i just say (serious face, not giggling) 14. and i act as if thats my serious age. they will keep bugging.

HB- "no seriously, how old are you?"

Me- "dude, im 14. you just asked me that"

HB- your such a liar blah blah blah

Me- (smile) "keep this up and ill be 15 soon... nah im not 14 im actually 21 but i just look young. its part of a long term plan to be the sexiest person in the retirement village."

then make a joke about her liking young meat.


Failing this be McLovin from Superbad "old enough to party" said in his teenage voice.

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I'm 30 but as I'm hanging out with younger guys (23-25) and have a young face (I'm 6.4 Foot and usually wear a suit when I go out so I guess it's the face...) and I'm asked the question quite often by younger girls (18-25).

My favorite one is "Guess..." I usually got a 22-24 answer and I like to play with that "What ??? Do I look so old ? Is it because of the tie ? Ok I remove the tie, now how old am I ?" and I've got theim to go down to 20 before telling "No in fact I'm 30 but who cares about the age ?"
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If you reality is that your age won't stop you from getting laid, this will become HER reality as well.
So true... Maybe she won't marry you if you're 10 years younger or older than her but for a night, she just wan't you to be on the same wavelength than her


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In reality I'm 19, but I'll say to the girl: ''I'm 18 years old. Yeah I just made a pact with a devil last week, he said, he gives me a year discount if advertise his offer of holidays in hell tourist destination, but the bad thing is, that next year I'll be 20 years old.". :D

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This is a question which shouldn't be asked to a girl. But only they get such questions the most as per urgent essay survey. According to me i answer to the people who ever asks me.


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