THE GIGGLES
I've done this many times, I don't even know how I do it, maybe I'm good at keeping a straight face I don't know but its a good opener.
Basically I have a couple of REALLY geeky friends. I mean you can tell by just looking at them, one even has the nickname runt
I used the opener
me: alright
, -your boyfriend's here
RUNT: *waves *shoulders drooped
hellooooo "
HB: HAHAHAAA AHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
.... 3 minutes later
me: what's wrong he's a good looking kid
(she could see my eyebrow twitching from holding in the repressed laughter from etreme sarcasm)
HB: AAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHA AAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAAA
me: its not a joke Im not trying to be funny.
HB: *Laughs some more*
Her friends ask what is she laughing at and she tryes to eplain but ends up bursting out laughing again. and theres me denying ever making a joke but laughing along with it. All attention went onto me so I started a conversation about how once you get a girl to laugh she doesn't stop for like 15 minutes.
Then the girls always have stories about how they were sat in a quiet room once and got the giggles. and you get a good time of conversation.
I have also used the lines,
"Hey, meet my friend golliath" (he's small)
"hey would you date someone who looked like a scarecrow, who wore a blue jumper, with...." (describing the unsuspecting victim stood nearby who doesn't realise they are being talked about but are included in the conversation)
Also another one. Using a geeky friend. Get one of them to open a set and tell them a lame joke to tell the girls and just when he's saying it, you walk in and listen in to the joke with a intrigued face. and when they say the punchline, noone will be laughing, so look at one of the girls in the eye and start laughing and she will laugh aswell. Then pat the guy on trhe shoulder as if hes getting respect that "he tried"