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| Energy_ | PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:19 pm | |
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Posts: 329 | | You:Hey! Have you guys seen my girlfriend?¨
She's about your height, but she's blonde.
Them:No, we havent.
You: Are you sure? She's from Russia. I got to go find her.
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I almost think she took off with some other dude.
Would you guys do that?
Them: What? You're girlfriend took off with some other guy?
You: Yeah.. I think so. She said they were just friends..
Could she be having an affair behind my back?
Them: What the fuck would we know about that?
You: Well, like my dad always used to say: Never trust something you buy alive on the internet.
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| KristallNachte | PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:45 pm | |
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Location: Kintown, Okinawa, Japan | | golden _________________ Every Saint has a Past, Every Sinner has a Future
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| Jonas_Al_Caponas | PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:45 pm | |
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Location: Portland, Oregon | | It's an interesting idea, but it still might leave them thinking, "If his girlfriend or whatever left him like that, he's probably nothing special."
It's funny, but I wouldn't necessarily use it as an openner.
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| KristallNachte | PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:46 pm | |
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Location: Kintown, Okinawa, Japan | | well, depends, a simple direct transition would be to say that that was just a ruse to get them talking. _________________ Every Saint has a Past, Every Sinner has a Future
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| KristallNachte | PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:48 pm | |
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Location: Kintown, Okinawa, Japan | | well, depends, a simple direct transition would be to admit its just a ruse to get them talking.
or instead say its your buddies girlfriend who you've been sent to spy on. _________________ Every Saint has a Past, Every Sinner has a Future
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