Ok ive tried to post this whole convo 2 times and it keeps getting chopped, this will be my last attempt
--this chat just occurred, coincidently right after i was looking at this board
i usually have chat disabled -- but this chat came in to me from a South African girl who lives in my town, she began it
--my fb page and profile does intrigue a lot of women but it doesnt directly get me laid very often, because its a bit too open about my life and various flaws, etc
--anyway, i think the point is a few key lines that were intriguing, unexpected and funny to her and she was opened like a book -- but you can also see how i almost ffed it up several times
12:47amHer
(my full name)
12:48amMe
hey
12:48amHer
what are you doing on this Sat night?
12:49amMe
this nite?
12:49amHer
this night?
12:49amMe
looking for girls to chat with
do u know any? (cheesy joke lines , but no beating around the bush, lets her know that I know that she knows that I know etc)
12:49amHer
hmmm lol oh ok k
nope
12:49amMe
too bad
12:50amHer
sowwy
12:50amMe
solitary tear (here she understood I was joking cheesy in the above part if she didn’t before)
12:50amHer
lol yup
12:50amMe
what u up to
12:51amHer
nothing ... cleaning my house ... have a special someone coming to visit from TX next week
12:52amMe
i actually need some beer in my house, ran out
12:52amHer
Ouch
12:53amMe
ppl keep calling me (full name) lately, maybe i should go by my full name
12:53amHer
lol yes maybe
12:53amMe
did u watch the world cup
12:54amHer
NOPE
12:54amMe
arent u from South Afrika?
12:54amHer
only love the song by Shakira
i dont like soccer
12:55amMe
special someone from Texas ... George W Bush?
12:56amHer
yup the one and only
12:58amHer
night night
12:58amMe
later
smooches ! (this saved the convo when it was gonna die, was unexpected to her)
12:58amHer
xoxoxox