I'm on this. Your second picture is good. Your first one is the same, but you look like you have a chip on your shoulder. Get a gay friend to snap some pictures of you doing something, but not drinking or with your dog or trying to be funny. Those are all dating suicide. Use this
http://www.okcupid.com/mybestface it makes girls rate your pictures. Totally worth it. Have you ever snapped a picture in the mirror, but you weren't looking at the camera, you were looking at the back of it, so when the picture came out, you were looking off screen? Those are sex for some reason. If you're cut, get some fucking pool pictures, skin is good for younger girls. If you're not, you still need full body pictures or people might suspect you're hiding a peg leg or something.
Shit. As for your profile, put SOME personal information, it's all just dicking around, there's no substance. There's not a single thing about you in there, give the girl something to relate to. Throw away all your screening requirements, they're bullshit and you might actually be screening some girls that are just insecure. They are also all negative. Put some fucking rainbows in there, bro. Don't bother talking to girls with no picture, they're hiding something. You know that lady that was mauled by her friend's chimp and they had to reconstruct her face? Yeah, she's in your area. Whew. Shit. Just rewrite it all when you feel pumped and happy. Do it after you get off the treadmill and break one of your old limits or something, too negative! Sorry man, but online game is a shit ton of work. Mine looks like this
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=20696200 for example. Nobody say anything about it, because I'm not changing shit; I know what I'm doing. So far I got 1 message from a coug. And we're here for Wockilla anyway.