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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:57 am 
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With those girls I use something like "Ohhh my badd. I guess you're one of those girls who hates anything different. My bad. Lemme start over 'hey wazzup? ur cute! hit me back!' "

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Haha I'm not even into those kinda girls, just more interested in getting a good convo going with the 2nd girl since she ignored the question and made a statement lol.


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Okay So I've done this message numerous times but I can't seem to get the gal interested in me I never build enough attraction with them to get the number they always zone out..

So here's a message I got recently.. She's giving IOI's but I can't figure out a good response since I always seem to take it to a serious tone..

Wow! This has got to be the most interesting message I've received! Definitely gives me an idea of what your sense of humor is like..and I LIKE IT! And just to forewarn you I am a little bit of a basket case haha JK!! I'm actually going to school to help the basket cases..I'm studying mental health so it's kinda funny you mentioned that!


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I'm still convinced copying and pasting doesn't work. Your best shot is a woman that admits to being loopy? That's not what I'd call a testament to this opener. I do all my work online and I think I build very little attraction online. It's much easier to build comfort with small talk, occasional humor, and positive energy. If you get enough comfort, the girl will agree to meet you and you can build attraction from there. Also, I make my profile very attractive, which might carry some of the weight.

I'd say something like, "Excellent, because basket cases tend to be all I meet from this site (humor, sets expectation to meet) How have you made out here; do you have any horror stories (shows interest)? Mental health is an interesting field, I do _______ (comfort that you're a human that exists in normal society)"


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This worked really well for me. I never really use POF but I thought I would try this out. This is the response I got about 20mins after I sent the message:

Omg i can't believe you actually mailed me,
I always wondered what this would feel like
and now I know, so for that I thank you!
And yes I've already called 23 people in
relation to that message and they are very
happy that we are making progress! Thank
god you checked your matches or I
wouldn't have the biggest smile ever!

Don't no if you can tell but I'm a little
sarcastic aswel! But then again that's how I
like it! :D

Asking me where I'm from? Now this is
getting a little personal, I mean I'm a
private person and things like this I don't
usualy disclose on the first message, but
then again you are one of my matches so I
guess I'll tell you... I'm from a little ole town
called Belfast :D

Yeah you could have just sent me a one
lined message but then you wouldn't have
got a reply and I know you wouldn't be
able to sleep, as it's hard to sleep when
your crying all night! But don't worry! I'm
here for you my friend!

And to answer all your questions , yes! :D
haha just kidding you wouldn't be alive for
long enough for me to bore you! :D

A road trip? Sounds awesome! We are
going to cork, ano how adventurous eh?
Ino I'm a wild thing! And cork cause it's
awesome and my aunt owns a house down
there and it's gorgeous! :D were we
heading when you get a chance to be in
control? :D

And of course your only jokin about
Starbucks , you couldn't not love
Starbucks! :D

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does it actually work most of the time?

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Yes it does. The conversations I've started with this one have been far more successful than any other opener I've tried.

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Well I've sent it to about 10 very hot girls this week. So far i've got:

7 unreads
1 read deleted
2 replies

So I could get more replies as time goes on when these girls read it. The replies I did get were very keen with them saying things like "You made my night" etc.

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"So did you just copy paste all that on everyones profile???

Cuz Im flattered if all that was for me.

Your straight out to the point and smart..thats good cuz so am I.

To tell you the truth Im really not into this dating site...And I think Im going to delete me account soon. hahaha. I'm not even looking I just wanted to see how this thing works. I mean I am looking but am in no rush. So if you wanna have fun or hang out...lets keep talking and see where it goes. My gf said anywhere I go she'll come. Oh yeah..and Im not a dude :P"


So I sent this copy and paste to a girl, and this was her response. Keep in mind she doesn't have a picture up and it could in fact be a guy. How should I respond to this? Usually I'm pretty witty with my comebacks but the 2 girl thing kind of caught me off gaurd. Obviously I need a picture...what would the best way be to ask her in a cocky funny way that she can't deny? any help is appreciated! LOL


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Keep in mind she doesn't have a picture up and it could in fact be a guy. How should I respond to this?
why would you talk to someone without a profile pic? why even bother? chances are she is brutally ugly.

just saying...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:57 am 
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Never respond to profiles that are any of the following:
She doesn't have a photo
She only has photos of her face (or her eye, or something just as stupid and NOT "artsy")
She only has one photo, and it's itty bitty and hard to tell, but you think she MIGHT be hot. Trust me, she's not.

On another note: this post is fing brilliant. I'm about to spam some HBs like you wouldn't believe! :D


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Well, I jumped in cold turkey... I LOVED this idea, so I tried it on 4 HB8's on okcupid. I think if they respond I have natural IM game lol. Earlier this summer I gamed a girl on MatchDotcom who's profile said she loves to clean. So I said that was weird yet hawt! Within 2 days I got her number and and a date for the next weekend.. which she paid for!


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Holy Hell, this shit actually works!

I tried it on only 4 HB8's last night and 2 responded.

Girl #1 just said "lol".

But Girl #2 said "you seem pretty funny lol well I wouldn't say im a basket case ...Im funny nice and laid back, but i think we all have our moments lol And you better watch out cuz i do tuck myself pretty good lol"

I guess I am not familiar with some of these words that girls use, but wtf does "tuck" mean?

Any suggestions on a witty comeback for girl #2? Thanks!


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