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Which one do you prefer to game Myspace or Facebook?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:51 pm 
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hey...

i'm a new guy here...but i am ripping off one of the lines that was posted at the top and i will report back...

looking forward to being a bit more succesful, haha :twisted:


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What happened here? (portion of the messages on Facebook) btw I have 0 friends that I have added on facebook. Should I randomly add people?? to show DHV

HB
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9:09am Apr 3rd

Never. But then again, I don't get randomly poked. I thought maybe you knew me somehow.

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10:40am Apr 3rd
lol I can already tell.....YOUR TROUBLE!!! =)

HB
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8:37pm Apr 3rd

How'd you know my middle name?

PUA
10:20am Apr 4th
Hmm.. good girl gone bad. i know what to do with them.. i'm going to get my fuzzy black handcuffs out from my car. what do you say about that? hah =]

HB
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10:31am Apr 4th

ummm...yeah, not so much. So do I actually know you?


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jok3rzwild- are you including the full convo?

if so, you need to realize that you are trying to game a chick verbatim from a completely different scenario. Your replies seemed to come completely from left field.

I may be missing something but it looks like you are running into trouble.

You can try to recover with something like- "no, what about you should I know?" or "i don't think you have been that lucky." Either one of these is most likely not going to be enough with this girl. She seems to be creeped out but at least is giving you replies.

B.B.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:12 am 
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Joker, what you posted makes absolutely no sense at all.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:56 am 
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I am with them. I was lost. You can't just use lines you got making a connection and interact!

Ohh yeah don't use the fuzzy black handcuffs line unless you have them in your car or truck.

I have a pair hanging on my rear view mirror. Its always a good conversational started when a girl gets in my truck.

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haha that is sweet and i will prob steal your opener, or something along those lines.

just poked 10 ppl. this is gonna be fun


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:04 pm 
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Okay, heres the whole conv. From that Hb.


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Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! =)

HB
7:19pm Apr 2nd
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You started it! :)

PUA
7:54pm Apr 2nd
You looked very pokable! But do you always poke random people back!?

HB
9:09am Apr 3rd

Never. But then again, I don't get randomly poked. I thought maybe you knew me somehow.

PUA
10:40am Apr 3rd
lol I can already tell.....YOUR TROUBLE!!! =)

HB
8:37pm Apr 3rd

How'd you know my middle name?

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10:20am Apr 4th
Hmm.. good girl gone bad. i know what to do with them.. i'm going to get my fuzzy black handcuffs out from my car. what do you say about that? hah =]

HB

10:31am Apr 4th
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ummm...yeah, not so much. So do I actually know you?


I'm stuck, she "technically" asked the "do I know you" question 2x. I ran into this prob before (myspace) and idk if its a shit test, or how to respond?


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Well I am wondering too how you knew her name and how she knew you knew her middle name. I didn't see it in the text so either you are leaving something out or I am just confused. But regardless don't avoid the question, sway it in your favor. Also you can't just copy everything word for word, you have to keep everything in context.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:10 am 
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dude she means that "trouble is her middle name"
youve never herd that??


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:46 am 
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great technique, I used it today on some girl who poked me after adding me on the Facebook 'are you interested?' app:

bulletmagnet
Hey, you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!

HB8
lol, they must have skipped that one!

bulletmagnet
well my mummy taught me very well. When someone cute pokes you make sure you poke and flirt back! :)

HB8
Well done your mummy! :)

bulletmagnet
lol.. I can already tell.....you're trouble!!

HB8
I'm not trouble, I'm lovely!

bulletmagnet
You know you can't say that with a straight face!

(before her next message she sends me a facebook friend request, which I do not accept just yet)

HB8
Oh but you don't know what face I'm saying it with!

bulletmagnet
You said you're lovely, but *that* reply makes me not so sure! Maybe I shouldn't be talking to you anymore - I'm a good boy and I don't need to be tempted by your devilish ways! :)

HB8
I'm a little angel ;-)

Any suggesstions as to what would take it to the next level dudes?


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heres my attempt. i think it was working for a while but i just wanted to go after a bit. lame ass excuse to leave tho



me
9:07pm Apr 6th
didnt you get taught not to poke strangers ;)

her
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9:12pm Apr 6th
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Haha,
Well i always poke back!
Plus you seem pretty harmless lol

me
9:17pm Apr 6th
you allways poke back!! thats pretty naughty of you. your poking seemed to be pretty strong, i dont want you to bruise me :)

her
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9:30pm Apr 6th
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Hey hey hey,
That could be taken in many ways, but you just obviously have a dirty mind! Haha.
But i suppose i'll try hard not to bruise you next time the poking comes around.

me
9:40pm Apr 6th
What are you thinking this poking business is? you allways this cheeky to people you havnt even met?

her
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9:46pm Apr 6th
Report MessageYeah it's in my nature...sorry can't help it...just have to deal with the cheekiness!

me
9:51pm Apr 6th
o i can handle the fire. ill just have to poke/spank you to tame you down :P

her
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9:58pm Apr 6th
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Oh so it is now onto the spanking is it.
You move pretty fast!

me
10:05pm Apr 6th
oh i think your getting abit ahead of yourself there haha. a little spanking here and there..
spankity spank
dont worry dahl im not into any of that kinky stuff. i wont hold it against you if you love it!

her
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10:08pm Apr 6th
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Hmmmmm is that so.
Love it or not, i don't really spank with strangers.
Poking now that is different.
So sorry if i disappointed you.

10:15pm Apr 6th
yer poking is quite the fun. i enjoy the poking very much so.
i promise! i dunno what time it is where you are but i have to drop my sis off in the city. dont be getting to naughty now. :)


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Wow I am really glad my openers and lines are being very useful to yall. I am proud of myself. Cocky/Funny goes a long way but don't forget to build comfort and push/pull. Then get her AIM or #close.

Your goal is to be able to do that within 10 messages. Yes thats alot. I can close within 5 or 6 now.

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haha check out this quick convo i had with prob a hb8. i was facebook poker with a mate (yes im bored) and decided to chat to this hottie.


[me]: is charm ur real last name?
[hb]: Nope! lol
[me]: hahaha i thought so
[hb]: : )
[me]: thats pretty misleading
[me]: or do u like tricking everyone
[hb]: i dont need dear.. im a real beauty ; )
[me]: ooo thats so sweet
[me]: but i forgive u
[me]: [made up a name]
[me]: is my real name
[hb]: : ))
[hb]: so?
[me]: just saying we all have secrets
[me]: like ur real name ;)
[hb]: u r funny
[me]: hahah of course i am. its just my charm :)
[hb]: : P
[me]: i got 3 kings!!!
[hb]: 4 you mean! lol
[me]: for a sec i almost believed uhaha
[HB]: lier!!
[me]: i never lied... ill allways tel you the truth ;)

fun as hell but not meant to be anything serious


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Very helpful man! Ive just started using this.
At what point do you add her as a friend, and take it to the next step?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:08 am 
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Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! :D
HB
hey, you poked me first. i simply defended myself :p
PUA
Well I like to live on the dangerous side! Being safe is never any fun! But if you think you can take me...LETS FIGHT!!!! lol
HB
lol bring it on!!! :p
PUA
lol.. I can already tell.....YOU'RE TROUBLE!!! =]
HB
who me? i dont know what youre talking about. im a total angel
PUA
I am sure you had a smile on your face when you said that!
I don't think I need to be talking to you anymore. I am good boy and I don't need to be tempted by your devilish ways! :D lol!
HB
lol... sure... i believe that 100%... poking strange girls... im sure your a good boys. excuse me while i laugh. :P
PUA
You looked very pokable!

Ahh and you know you liked it! So let see, if I would have like slapped you on the ass! You would slap me on the ass back because I did it first
HB
yep. pretty much :p
PUA
8:50pm Apr 7th
You're pretty. Too bad we would never get along! :

HB
lol. that sure does suck that we wouldn't get along, could have been interesting otherwise :p
PUA
We are just too similar... we would fight... I would win. There is just no fun in that!

That's it, I want a divorce! You can keep the dog, im taking the car.:D

HB
lol. excuse me???? who said you would win? HA HA HA!! that's just funny. :p

PUA
Don't make me pull out the black fuzzy handcuffs! LOL
Other then your looks, tell me three things that sets you apart from everyone else.

HB
lol. thats a good question. i like to have conversations where all the words start with the letter "p". I'm open to trying and doing most anything. and right now i have a rediculous craving for alphaghetti.

PUA
awww are you trying to be cute. :P

Im going to add you to my friend list, dont stay up all night stalking me! lol

HB
11:57pm Apr 7th
lol i'm not the stalker. you're the mystery poker. :P
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