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Author:  Billydee1995 [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:44 am ]
Post subject:  Girls trying to talk to me about their problems

How do you guys usually handle it when a girl your trying to game starts trying to talk to you about her personal problems? Simply tell her you dont want to hear about stuff like that? Or perhaps just be really short with her?

Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Girls trying to talk to me about their problems

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How do you guys usually handle it when a girl your trying to game starts trying to talk to you about her personal problems? Simply tell her you dont want to hear about stuff like that? Or perhaps just be really short with her?
1. Listen intently.

2. Put my penis in her mouth.

Author:  Billydee1995 [ Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Girls trying to talk to me about their problems

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How do you guys usually handle it when a girl your trying to game starts trying to talk to you about her personal problems? Simply tell her you dont want to hear about stuff like that? Or perhaps just be really short with her?
1. Listen intently.

2. Put my penis in her mouth.
Lmao, always nice to hear these little pieces of wisdom from you heywood.its more complicated than that though.put my penis in her mouth i must, but i cant see her physically for a month and if i allow her to talk to me about her stupid bullshit between now and then, i fear that option may not be available.she would think i was her goddamned shrink or something and would probably talk to me about her problems while being gangbanged by dwarves ( or whatever shes into).

Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Girls trying to talk to me about their problems

Steer conversation.

Innuendo
Subtle or not-so-subtle implications to sexual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. It's excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.
Some luscious examples of innuendo-

Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"

Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"

Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"

Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"

"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."

"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"

"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."

-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"

"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."

"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."

And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.

Author:  totomalan [ Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Girls trying to talk to me about their problems

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How do you guys usually handle it when a girl your trying to game starts trying to talk to you about her personal problems? Simply tell her you dont want to hear about stuff like that? Or perhaps just be really short with her?

I am usuallyinterested in what they have to say :)

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