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Author:  Richard Pryor [ Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:10 pm ]
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On Friday evening I went out with this chick I've been dating for 3 months. We went to her office's Xmas party. She had some shots and was tipsy... I was drunk as well.

When we got home, we got right down to business. I licked her asshole a little, then I fucked her up the ass real good. She wanted me to come all over her face, so I did. I had to change the sheets 3 times (she's a squirter).

She asked me how long it was gonna take me to get hard again since she was still horny (3 new sheets later and despite having come at least 5 times). I told her 5-10 mins, so she went to take a shower.

When she came back I got hard right away, and she told me to fuck her up the ass straight away. After a couple of minutes I notice this smell, and when I looked closely there was shit on my dick.

I don't know how my dick stayed hard, but I kept fucking her up the ass. She told me "I'm coming again", and when she came I stopped and went to get cleaned right away.

Yes, there was shit on my dick. I didn't say anything about it, but she must have noticed it when we finished. I changed the sheets once again.

Since then, things have changed between us. Today I tried to fuck her, and I went limp in the middle of sex for no reason at all. I wasn't thinking about the shit or anything, but I think I need at least a week without sex to get this off my mind.

I don't know guys, this has been really traumatizing for me. I didn't realize a woman's shit would smell so bad. But the truth is, it smells like shit.

Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:35 pm ]
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this just keeps getting better

richard,

you gonna be so apt to force your tongue up there again?

Author:  MynameisFisher [ Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:00 pm ]
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OMG someone give this man a medal. He realised that shit stinks. LMAO this forum is getting better. Today it's the fourth time I laugh hard and in all of them you were involved somehow. Thanks for being here and cheering me up while I'm away from my gf w/o pussy. (This means that tomorrow you can stop this "shit" haha)

Author:  papichulo818 [ Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:06 am ]
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Replace "she" with "he" in his post, then you'll understand things better.

Author:  Heffty [ Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:11 am ]
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RP, this happened to me too budy, and I'm not even a PUA. It was the first chick I ever fucked and was engaged to be married to her. I was new at it all and just wanted to fuck and fuck so I blew my load in every hole she'd allow me to. Well...I jizzed in her ass the once, then after I got hard again started fucking her again. I went to the ass again but this time some of my old jizz seaped out and was all shitty coloured. It smelled so gross. I did what you did, changed the sheets and just didn't fuck her in the ass again that evening. I learned my lesson not to blow my load in a girls ass and then ram her there again or this can happen. I had a hard time not thinking about it and it was super awkward when it happened, but I just did what I could to put it out of my mind and keep fucking.

Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:26 am ]
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it's funny that you guys are shocked that a girl's ass might be disgusting after you bust a nut up her poophole.

lol

seems kind of intuitive.

Author:  Leo Varone [ Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:00 am ]
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Guys I have never had a horror story like this...This girl let me fuck her in the ass and finger her ass and lick her ass and honestly I was scared as fuck at first...


but it didn't taste bad or smell bad or feel bad or anything...it just felt tight and smooth and silky. I loved it.

she always asked me to stop thought because she said it hurt and I even made her ass bleed once

:(

Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:14 am ]
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i got a poopy dick once from assbanging a chick

which is yet another reason why i prefer vagina to butthole.

lol

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