27/05/15
2 Sisters from Bremen Germany came to couch surf at our lovely resort that is our home. Me and James look at their pics and we both are kinda thinking the same thing that they don't seem DTF. But you just never know till you get alcohol in them. We don't do well with Germans and also they are related which makes things a little worse from our experience since the judgement factor is increased. They are decent looking but they both hold a bit of weight to their ass but still do-able
Standard stuff, small talk, they collect some beer from the supermarket and we play 'I have never".The older sister turns things sexual quite soon which is a good sign. Me and James foot tap each other about the potential. The younger hotter one is a bit more pure and reserved. We play ring of fire and we came to the horror that the younger one is a virgin. Me and James instantly turn our attention to Sarah, the older and experienced one. We asked when the last time she had sex which was last month.
I have marked the playing cards but I get drunk and pretty much pick all the bad cards/dares by accident which involves lap dances and naked pull ups on my door frame bar (and stay naked for the rest of the night) That was a fail. Was hoping they would do that instead of me. Both girls get a dare and we ask (I forgot her name so will call the younger virgin sister 'Nina') we ask her to 'almost kiss' a guy in the room. She chose James so therefore he gets dibs with the virgin hehehe. We dared Sarah to do naked sit ups on the kitchen bed and she does it. As confirmed, her ass looked a bit like chewed bubble gum. But both girls are really cool.
We play some more games and the truth or dare comes into play. This is where things tends to get interesting as you know if you're a fan of my couch surf stories. We both dare each other to make out with one another and its getting a bit heated. I dare Nina to go in James' room with James for '30 seconds' and to close the door, they do it! and this is my window to escalate. I make out hard with my girl and put her hand on my cock and she starts to wank me off.(quite easy when you're airways naked) I take her hand and lead her into bedroom and have some hanky panky. Flawless Text book game. To my utter surprise I hear James banging the not so virgin Nina. I'm kinda envious because I have never popped a Virgin and she was also the hotter one. As I am about to cum. We hear a buzz up on the door. I knew it was James' fuck buddy to get her "coat".
To cut a long story short his FB has been staying at the house for a while because she in between moving houses. So all of her junk is in the living room. She also works near by so it's always kinda dangerous for him.
I focus on my stuff and cum before she knocks on the door so she doesn't hear sex noises since she is friends with my main FB. I tell Sarah to be quiet and tell her he whole story that James' ex is crazy etc etc and keeps showing up unexpectedly.
We let her knock on the door and we all stay quiet. She is persistent and doesn't seem to get the hint. The music is blazing in the living room so she knows we are inside the apartment ignoring her. My phone is in the living room so I'm unable to communicate with James. She would hear the doors open for sure if I was to collect my phone so I stay out with my ear against the wall.
The noise decrease and I sense she has gone. I have a look through the spy hole and she is no longer there anymore. Phew! I get my phone and Sarah goes to the toilet. I go in bed and read the texts from James and he tells me to answer the door and get rid of her. This is really awkward for me because I don't want to lie and shut a door in her face. I would rather hide in my room all night instead.
Suddenly, I hear some doors opening I thought it was Sarah. And then the bangs increase in noise. I open my door and James' FB has somehow broke into the apartment like a ninja. I make eye contact with her and I pretend I just woke up from a sleep. She trying to kick down James' locked bedroom door threatening to chop his dick off and also Nina's head. Muslims huh?
James texts me to handle the situation. (Hahaha imagine trying to stay hard) So I go out there and talk to her. I tell her to go home and to come back the next day to sort it out and that nothing is getting resolved right now. She says she has missed the bus and I give her money for a taxi. She obviously using 'Missing the last bus' as an excuse to stay. I do my best but she is being stubborn and would not budge unless I physically picked her up and threw her out which I'm not prepared to do. Sarah gets into the kitchen bed at this point and looks innocent.
She says she is gonna stay and asks if she can stay with me in my room. I say it isn't a good idea and try again to get her out but looks like I will be sleeping with James' fuck buddy. (I'm still bollocko naked at this point) I gave her some PJ's and go to sleep in my bed that reeks of wet fishy German vagina sex. Very bizarre night. I just had sex with a 6ft 5 German and somehow managed to be in bed with my best mate's main girl! I text James the situation. 10mins later James comes into my room and they have a big dispute "get out! Why are you here?" I'm just kinda lay there awkward stuck in the middle and also kinda amused by it at the same time.
They discuss on the landing and then things get heated. I open the door and they are scrambling on the floor like 2 transformers fighting. She is hitting James proper and pulling on his hair, stabbing him with my big umbrella. He is kinda restraining her at the same time. I help a little but it's kinda awkward when you're still naked. Sarah must have quite the "wtf view" from the kitchen bed and never had a couch surf experience quite like this.
We throw her things out and there is tears and drama outside my next door neighbours' door. We lock the door and we all talk. I am kind of trying to diffuse the situation but trying to stay neutral and amicable at the same time. She eventually goes away and pass her the last of her things. I go to the toilet and I see James with a screwdriver on the front door fixing it so she can't get in again hahaha.
We all chill in James' room and laugh about the situation. The 2 Germans wanna stay with each other and they try to sleep on the kitchen bed. James has blue balls so seems determined to finish the job. His girl is resistant so we all climb in the kitchen bed together. We both escalate and we can both hear a little squelching from our fingers in each other's girls. I signal James to do a switcharoo and swap girls but he doesn't see the clue. He leads his girl in his room and I have round 2 with my girl again. Then we go to sleep.
I'm glad I am in the kitchen bed. I don't want my bed to stink of sex and then have a similar drama with my main girl lol. There is a little blood stain on my bed sheets. So if I were to clean my bed sheets. My girl would know I banged so I was thinking about cleaning the sheets and then dabbing some ketchup to make a copy. The alternative would be to slice my hand with a knife and make blood stains. What the fuck am I thinking? My main girl is already freaking out about not seeing me 2 days in a row lol and James wants the Germans to stay another night for another session so I expect the same drama from my girl tonight.
What I find amusing is, you know when people ask you how you lost your virginity story? Nina now has the most epic virginity story
The end.
P's. Just received a text from Sarah now saying, "By the way do you have any STD's?"
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