My First Swingers Club. Insanity!



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:13 pm 
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I'll keep this short, but it was an awesome night. I brought this girl I often sleep with, and have threesomes with to a swingers club. She was all about it, as was I.

We walked in and initially it looked the same as any other bar. The crowd was a bit older than me...I am 28 and the average age might have been around mid to late 30's. Some people were fat and gross, and others were pretty attractive. The girls were wearing practically nothing. Since I was one of the younger and better looking people in the club, the women were eye fucking the shit out of me. As we walked past the dance floor, this girl was blowing two guys. That was the first real indication that this was a swingers club...aside from the one out of shape guy walking around with no shirt on.

Fast forward. A few drinks later, I was on the dance floor with the girl I brought. If I made eye contact with any girl on the dance floor, they would walk over and dance on me, and grab my dick. I checked and none of the girls were wearing underwear. I think I fingered at least 5 girls on the dance floor. Fake tits everywhere.

Moving on...we met this other couple. My date liked this thin girl with glasses. They were another younger couple. We walk in the back were there are windows to mattresses on the floor. People are fucking all over the place. A lot of people were just standing around and drinking. My date and this girl start making out. I pull out my dick and my date starts aggressively sucking my dick. Then her friend with the glasses joins in. They were both amazing at it and it drew a crowd. Then this other guy (the glasses girl's date) whips out his dick. A 3rd girl who I had been looking at comes over and the whole bar was watching us get blown by these girls. We end up going over to the mattresses in the glass room and we fuck the shit out of these girls. By the time we were done it was about 1:30. I got dressed closed my tab and the bar was closing. I gave the guy a high five on the way out and went home. Just for good measure I fucked my date again when I got home....I like swinger clubs but you need to be able to perform when an entire fucking bar is watching you...It's unreal.

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Where is the educational value in this lay report?


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This was a rather useless report in terms of value, but thanks for posting anyway. I always wondered what these places were like.

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Hey don't knock the TC. Seems pretty unreal, but very interesting to gain insight on.


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Cool man. I remember my first swingers club... not as good as yours because as you mentioned most of the people were way older than me and busted. I think the average age was closer to 40!

Either way, it was still fun for the experience. I guess most HBs aren't ready for that kind of thing until they're older and more mature... and even then they still need a guy to open them up to that sort of thing. I went with a FB of mine too, but she would never have gone had I not persuaded her too. It was more fun for her though because she got to hook up with girls and guys!


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Well, unlike the other commentors on this site I actually like this story. That sounds fucking awesome. I would be there in a second. Never been to a swingers club before. How much you have to pay to get into a place like that?


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aren't you afraid of getting STD's???


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Yeah Id wear a condom and use a dental damn if you dare to go down or have a female go down or your ass. I also would kiss anyone of those hoes on the mouth unless you like big puss filled herpes on your lips.


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Thanks Clozer!

I'm not really afraid of getting STD's. You have to wear a condom at these places....there's no way I wouldn't .

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this sounds awesome, i gotta find me a girl that is up for sex partie's :)

did you still count the other girls in your lay count?

im tempted to google , but i seen the porn's and they all tend to be fat and ugly swingers parties

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We've been to a number of swingers clubs and yes many of the people are in their mid 30s-mid 50s and have been married for years and raised families so it does not look a college meat-market bar.

As far as the STD concerns I do find it a little ironic that a lot of the guys on this site are trying to hustle 19 college girls and are freaking out about mature maried adults with health insurance and annual papsmears having STDs. What you think your little college honeys have pure pussys just cause they are single and hanging out in campus bars?????

A 40 year married woman who has had kids and been getting annual checkups for decades and has health insurance and easier access to reproductive health care and has had a steady partner for a couple decades is a hell of a lot more responsible and health conscious than some 20 year out impulsively banging random guys unprotected around campus.

Are STDs a valid concern in the swinger community? Of course, it is for every sexual active person but don't you think it is the pot calling the kettle black a bit to be high-fiving guys picking up random 20 year old dingbats in campus bars and then freak out when you hear about grown adults having consensual sex in an environment specifically designed for mature sexual exploration?


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I don't really have a lay count anymore. If I were to guess...I'd probably be more accurate using some sort of a math equation rather than trying to remember. Since this post I have been to two more clubs. It's a lot of fun but definitely a strange crowd. They are older, but if you go there with the intention of just hanging out...you can end up hooking up with some pretty hot women. The last one I went to had 4 Brazilian women, early 20's. Real sexual...I think it's in their nature to be sexual...

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Reading this made me feel happy to see that there are more and more couples into swinging. Obviously, there will always be someone who will judge the people who are in the lifestyle and that's ok. My wife and I are into swinging for almost 6 years. We rarely go to swingers parties. Most of the times, we are chatting with people on swinginglove.club, we are going out and then inviting them to our house. It's so much easier. And also, it's better and safer to know the couple first.


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