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PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:25 pm 
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Just writing this shit down for reference.

OK was supposed to go out with my mate but he got called up (work) so instead organised to go out with some female pivots.

At the moment I'm practising natural game and Gunwitch. Which is quite the opposite to 'The Game' as we know it. However, tonight I decided to go back to the normal scene with a few routines etc.

First set, pretty much blowed. I opened two girls next to me by saying I like her handbag? Yeah dumb, but they were foreign so it was difficult to continue. There were no ioi's either so I decided to bail.

Second set, I was wandering around the club and saw these two cute indian girls. One was my height in heels, the other was quite petite.

So I stopped by them with my back turned got out my phone and pretended to check my messages, then I went in.

Me: (with an exagerated rude boy accent) Hey you guyz iz looking so fine tonites, ya gets me! (Followed by a big smile.)

Them: Ha ha, well actually we're married ( And the held out their ring fingers together with a big smile.

(At this moment I was thinking, damn not again, but I decided it was worth sticking in there)

Me: ( At this I sighed, then I pretended to walk away then turned back around to face them ) Well, ladies to tell you the truth I'm disappointed but you guys seem kinda fun and look like you don't mind a little banter.

Them: Well we're actually married to each.

Me: (rude boy accent) No ways! You guys are gay, me toos high five. Sick!

Then, I asked them what the did etc, and so on, told them I was a salsa dancer and that I would show them a quick move. Took the taller one by the hand and twirled her finished with her arm around my neck. She laughed for a second them stepped back.

The smaller one seemed interested, I asked her how old she was and that I didn't believe her. Then she got her SPAM out to show me. I grabbed it out of her hand.

Me: (rude boy accent) No ways, you can't be 26, you have the body of like a 16 year old but the face of a porn star.


Then the smaller asked if I could take their photo. Of course, I had a serious expression on my face, asked how to work the camera and stuff, and while the got ready to pose I took a picture of myself. (book routine.)

Anyway, I finished of the set by asked, in my rude boy accent, if they were on facebook, bebo, myspace then friends reunited. I didn't expect them to comply, they were married. Then I eject.

Then I ejected and went back to my pivots.

Saw a fair mixed race girl and decided to open her.

Me: (rude boy accent) Hey you is looking fly tonights you gets me.
Her: Big laugh.

Me:So what do you do then.

Her: Guess.

Me: Hmm, iz you like an astro-physicist?

Her:No

Me: Erm do you paint ze figurines in those kinda-egg surprises.

Her: Ha ha, no look I'll give you a clue. ( She spun around with her back to me and lifted up her top, revealing a tattoo and an hour glass waist-line!)

Me: I iz actually visually impaired, in fact I see by touch. (She looks back at me cheekily. Then I run the back of my index finger up and down her tatoo.)

Me: Damns dat iz a nice tattoo, what is it - an anchor like the one the one Popeye has. Sick baby sick! (After I finished feeling her tatoo I ask her if she has any on her the inside of her thighs! Ha ha)

Then she told me she was an artist, and I carried on with the silly banter and I think I opened one of her mates later, and she obviously realised what I was up to because she said, 'don't encourage him.'


Then we changed scenery and I accompanied my pivots to another club.

I met an old friend from school. We were chatting and decided to open a cute blonde.

Me: (I walked up to her and stood by her side them gently elbowed her) Hey do you know my mate Dave he's a comedian. And I grabbed him so I could introduce him. He, obviously being unaware of 'the game' didn't have a clue what I was doing and pulled away. At this point it was left to me.) I realised later this blonde was giving me a shit load of iois.


Me: So how's your bank holiday weekend going.
Her: Blah blah blah.

Me: You know what mine has been really shitty. I'm quite sad actually.

Her: Why?

Me: Well, you see I'm a dolphin trainer. And Bo Bo the three year old dolphin has just injured his left flipper. He had to have it amputed and now he just swims around in circles. It's my job to keep him swimming in a straight line.

Then all of a sudden her group of mates return and I'm surrounded by nine, blonde and brunette girls. And this girl is like, oh my God you gotta tell my mates what you do for a living

And she said, guys you gotta here what this guy does, and she was grabbing my arm and everything.

So I turned around, ignored and said, is she always like this, God she's crazy.

Then she kept on going, validating herself, go on tell them. So when everyone was quiet. I said:

Me: Guys, I refill cigarette lighters! (Everyone laughs, then we split off).

And I introduce Dave again (don't ask me why.) He steals her but doens't get anywhere. I try to reopen, but then the window of opportunity has closed.

Finish the night, by doing a few lines of coke in the toilet and then end up going home.

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