Mall sarging...Went great...no Approach Anxiety



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:07 am 
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My friend called me and asked me if I wanted to go to the mall...I said sure man. I told him I was gonna just go to shop and have a good time...

I get there and I notice it was dead...I could hear owls howling lol.

We walked into Hot topic, because it was the first store I saw as I noticed there were a 3 set that was kinda following us...I knew I would open them later.

My friend tells me to open a set and that he'll wing me...

M15 (maximus15)

I grab a belt....that's colorful like a rainbow color with the rhinestones...

M15- Excuse me does this belt make me look gay?

set looks confused and doesn't know what to say...

HB7- Ya it show your happy and that you enjoy yourself...
HB9- Haha are you gay....

M15- No I'm not gay.. I would not let this go to waste! It's just I have a gay friend...and his birthday is coming up..

HB9- OMG you have a gay friend I've always wanted one it'd be neat..

M15- Really well I tell you what if you live up to his standards you can probably meet him one day!

at this point the set goes well I'm keeping the group entertained until miss bitchy walks in!

Miss Bitchy- Excuse guys let's there is nothing here

M15- Oh why don't you introduce me to your friends...

Miss Bitchy- we have go to go sorry

I basically got cockblocked. At this point I was looking for my friend to Wing me...

I'd give that set a 6

I walk into Dillards and I go to the cologne rack to help me with my openers...

I used two samples... and boy did it help me.....


Into buckle I go... I love this store because it's full of HB's all the time!!

I immediately walk to a two set and opened them

M15- I'm trying to buy a new cologne and I need your guys help....

HB10- Uh sure we'll help you...(non enthusiastic)

HB8- Oh here let me smell (happy)

I extend my both arms....and I let them smell and they love one or the other...

M15- All right ladies you are making this very hard for me...Rock paper scissors

they actually do it which I though was funny...

HB8- Oh I won! Yes uh hold on let me smell....hmmmm I'd pick that one

M15- I think you just licked my wrist cause it's wet now, but thanks.

HB10- haha and snorts

M15- haha you snort too...

HB10- haha Do you snort too?

M15- Sorry miss piggy I don't ..haha Jk

HB8- haha you called her miss piggy I called her that in 10 th grade...

M15- Really that's sad your so rude...

HB8- Hey you did as well

M15- Ya but you did in high school and I still don't know how you guys are best friends...

This basically went into the best friend test and then I asked about what school they went to...

At this point I was in the set... transitioned into telling them I had to leave...

I'd rank that set a 8 with a possibility of a 9 with a number close.

At this point I opened sets but none of them really hooked....My wing had Major AA...so I tried getting him to get over it. I felt like I was ruining his self esteem on AA cause I could easily open.

Overall everything went ok. no AA and could use help in transitioning a little bit. Also a way to help my friend get out of AA.

Any mall sarging advice would be helpful seeing as I like the mall and feel comfortable and currently have a huge tax check coming up!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:16 pm 
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Awsome,

looks like you had a good time...getting over AA is huge

for Mall stuff quick search Day Game... most of the theory applies to the mall as well... ALSO
JSmooth wrote a keys to day game on his blog that I found pretty useful
http://jsmooth26.blogspot.com/2009/02/k ... -game.html


word of caution,

Asking an AFC to wing is like passing a bottle of nitro glycerin around to a bunch of people with the shakes and telling them not to drop it.

it might be safer to sarge one on one... or just trade sets instead of trying to wing as well.

just a thought,
Lucky

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Asking an AFC to wing is like passing a bottle of nitro glycerin around to a bunch of people with the shakes and telling them not to drop it...

just a thought,
Lucky
:lol: I literally fell out of my chair laughing my ass off. :lol:

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I literally fell out of my chair laughing my ass off
Same hahaha
Good metaphor hahahha

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:47 pm 
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Love reading this report.

Funny. Love that bit about the HB sniffing on M15's arms !!! And the Miss Piggy neg !!

Looks like you are naturally talented. Don't even think about AA. Just replay your best moments in these day games and you'll increase your confidence.

Keep getting better.

One advice: if you feel comfort and rapport, why not ask for an instant date? Take the HB or both to the nearest coffee shop? And say "This is our first date then?"

what do you think?

I prefer day game because of little competition from other PUAs.

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Haha the AFC wingman metaphor, nice!

Maximus nice work at the mall, approach anxiety is always a bitch, good to year you had none :) keep up the good work!


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Great stuff here. day game can be really though specially with AA. I have to say that AA is the hardest part of the game, especially if your new. Im just learning to get over it as a matter of fact Im going to the mall to practice day game right now.

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