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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:45 am 
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I just got bent over by this classic canned routine haha.

Me. Alright Time for your interesting factoid of the day. Ready?

Her. How interesting will this be because I'm often told things will be interesting and then they're not haha

Me. Well maybe you haven't been talking to interesting enough guys

Her. Maybe. Okay hit me

Me. Did you know that 94 % of women masturbate in the shower and the other 6% sing?

Her. Lol

Me. And do you know what they sing?

Her. Surely not true but very unteresting what do they sing ?

Me. If you don't know you must be part of the 94% ;)

Her. Well I'm not. I'm a singer. I sing everywhere. Including the shower.

Me. It's okay 'name' it's perfectly normal

Her. Okay that's rude bye.

Me. I was just trying to have a joke.

Her. Don't find that funny. You trying to talk about my maturation schedule. Gross unnecessary and insulting. We aren't friends why would I talk about that stuff with you. Goodbye rude human. *unfriends me on FB*

Rip in boys, i'm still fresh.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:39 pm 
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Me. Did you know that 94 % of women masturbate in the shower and the other 6% sing?

Her. Lol

Me. And do you know what they sing?

Her. Surely not true but very unteresting what do they sing ?
Ya' fucked that up.

Me. Did you know that 94 % of women masturbate in the shower?

Her. No Lol

Me. And do you know what the other 6% do?

Her. No what ?

Me. They sing, but now I know what you do.


I'll give you this one free. Don't fuck it up.

You. Do you know why you can't masturbate with theses two fingers? [Show victim two fingers.]

Her. No.

You. Because they're mine.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:55 am 
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Yup. She fucked me up good.

But yeah that one sounds pretty funny and it's more obvious that it's a joke so I'll give it a go!


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:37 am 
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Me. Did you know that 94 % of women masturbate in the shower and the other 6% sing?

Her. Lol

Me. And do you know what they sing?

Her. Surely not true but very interesting what do they sing ?

Me. If you don't know you must be part of the 94% ;)

Her. Well I'm not. I'm a singer. I sing everywhere. Including the shower.

Me. It's okay 'name' it's perfectly normal
This is where you went wrong.

You spoke to her in a creepy, condescending way. The joke stuff was okay. But this weird "pat on the head" came off as chill-inducing. don't talk to women this way...especially women you don't know.


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Her. Okay that's rude bye.
Boom.

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Her. Don't find that funny. You trying to talk about my maturation schedule. Gross unnecessary and insulting. We aren't friends why would I talk about that stuff with you. Goodbye rude human. *unfriends me on FB*

Rip in boys, i'm still fresh.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:48 am 
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Yeah, i met her at a party and was trying to organise another meet up. Not just creeping on randoms through facey. But fair point, only very recently back in the game after a 3.5 year break from it.

What would've been better to say other than... you know, anything?


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