Hey guys, I'm afcpanda, relative newcomer to the forums. I'm most definitely an AFC but I'm looking to get better so expect posts regularly. So I'm in a position rn where I can't really go out, but I'm using Tinder to practice my text/online game. Had a really...interesting convo with a chick last night. Lemme know if I did anything wrong cus shit went from 0-100 rl quick.
Me: Good girls aren't up this late
Her: Oh yea? Who told you that?
M: My mom
She says I should stay out of trouble
...and i can tell your trouble
H: Lol again with these assumptions
What exactly tipped you off that I might be trouble?
M: You said it yourself
You're part of the suicide squad right? (It was in her profile)
H: I didn't even see it honestly. I just happened to dye my hair and I was told I look like I could be in suicide squad haha
(laughing emoji)
M: That's what they all say..
H: So is that bike yours? (I have a picture of me on my motorcycle in my profile)
M: Yea
Well it was
H: Oh no, what happened?
M: Sold it, needed something more exciting
H: Doubt it
Motorcycles are the shit
M: nah man...
JETTAS
H: A volkswagen
-__-
M :I know you're really aroused
But you gotta tone it down a bit
H: Amazing.
Go on
What's so great about your Jetta
M: 2 words
H: What is "a roof"?
M: Lol close
"heated seats"
H: Truee
My dad has a minivan and the front seats have a little button for low and high heat.
M: Gotta keep those buns warm in the winter time
My ass is very precious to me haha
H: Lol where are you from? We don't get much winter in SWFL (southwest florida)
M: Cleveland xP
I know yall floridians are so spoiled with weather
70 degrees is cold? please haha
H: Ohio in the house
And lol i'm not a floridian
M: Oh?
H: 70 is cold for here but i've been in much colder weather (skull emoji)
Yea, take a wild guess
M: ooo, skull emoji, this must be serious
Using my psychci powers here (could clearly see she was from NY in her profile)
I see, i see tall skycrapers...
H: Maybe a few hours a way haha (smiling emoji)
M: New york tho right?
H: Yup. that's where I was born
Valhalla NY
M: BOOM
PSYCHIC
H: Uh huh. Or you were a smart cookie and read my profile
You, on the otehr hand, have nothing
Too hard to write a littel something about yourself?
M: Idk, always found it hard
Never knew exactly what to put on there
What do you wanna know?
H: I feel the same. I kinda just copy what other people write and then tailor it to myself
And we could start with teh basics, what's your full name?
M: Oooo plagiarism, sorry but i'm gonna have to report you to the dean
......(yada yada random bullshit)
H: Got a facebook?
M: Why, planning on stalking me?
I promise I'm not a murderer...anymore
I put that past behind me
H: That's exacltly what I'd like to do
I'm looking for my next victim
Coicidentally
M: I was right, good girls never stay up thisi late
H: Serious, answer the fuckign question tho. Do you have Facebook and how can I find you
And I resent that
M: Aight I gotta catch my beauty rest
I'll send you my fbook late
What's your phone #
H: Dude if I can't look at your facebook right now, unmatch me. Because it's really a simple thing I'm asking for and if you don't have anything to hide then it shouldn't be a problem telling me your name. I'd just like to know what I'm getting into. I appreciate your cooperation in this.
This is the part that caught me WAY off guard. Feel like my game went to shit after that lol
M: Aight aight, gimme a sec
And then I'm goin to sleep dammit lol
I send her a link to my facebook, mainly cus I wanted to got to sleep, then go in for the number close. She tells me we still need to get to know each other a bit more. We say goodnight
Alright, I know I'm a bit of a chode and I've got lots of work to do. But, don't go easy on me. Like really lemme have it; I need to know what I did wrong so I can get better. Thanks guys, much appreciated.