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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:52 pm 
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4 months ago, I am at a customer site 50 miles from my house, and meet this girl. Single mom, 35yo, a solid 8. Not skinny, not fat, thick in all the right ways. She is sexy and flirty. I ask her out, but she can't get away from the office. I leave, expecting never to see her again.

2 months ago, I am at the same company, but 20 miles from my house. There she is again, she has been transferred to this new location. Seeing that the stars have aligned, I ask her out again. Again, she can't leave the office. I get her number and send her a text: "This is Mike from this morning. Nice seeing you again" I get no response. I don't even know if its a real number.

I proceed to forget about her.

This morning, completely out of the blue, here is the text message exchange:

Her: Hey mike it's *name* from *company*
Me: Hey, what's up?
Her: What are u doing
Her: Remember me?
Me: Yeah, I remember you...you were at two different offices, so I've seen you a couple of times.
Me: I am about to mow the lawn...what are you doing?
Her: Just laying in bed
Me: you have your kids with you?
Her: No
Me: You want to hang out?
Me: Sounds like you need something to do...
Her: I'm too far away
Me: You are pretty far away...convince me you are worth the trip ;-)
Me: I can't get pictures on here, this is my Google voice...
Me: *email*
Her: I can't have your real number :-(
Me: My kids are always snooping on my phone, I can hide Google voice from them...
Her: *topless picture in bed*
Me: Very nice ;-)
Me: Send me another...
Her: *second topless picture, pic from behind in mirror, VIDEO of her undressing and jiggling body parts*
Me: Oh snap...that's hot! Why don't you send me your address...
Me: You can just wait right there in bed...
Her: Haha nope I'll send u my google address which is on the moon
Me: Lmao...your a trip...
Me: So seriously, what do you want to do?
Her: I was just thinking of u and thought I would text u
Me: Well, that's very flattering, thank you. I'm glad to finally hear from you :-)
Me: Your office is somewhere in *city* right?
Her: yeah why
Me: Well, that's a lot closer to me. My night without kids is Tuesday night if you want to get together for a drink after work.
Her: I'll let u know. :)
Me: *what i'm doing tonight, invite if she gets bored*
Me: Great pics, by the way. There are so many mind blowing things I would do with you...
Me: On a scale of 1 to 10, how good of a kisser are you?
Me: You appear to be very talented with your tongue...
Me: *things I would do to her, a routine that has yielded f-closes in the past*
Me: Well, enjoy your weekend. Let me know about Tuesday. In the meantime, here is something for you to think about
Me: *youtube link to "Outside" by the Weeknd with lyrics (very dirty song that also yields good results)*

Where did this go bad? Obviously, I shouldn't have said a word after her last text. I probably blew this, didn't I? One thing I started thinking about was the fact that after she sent the pics, I should have immediately went into dirty texting, not trying to arrange a meetup. The last time I got dirty pics, I went into dirty texting first and f-closed. Thoughts?


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:06 pm 
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I get the feeling she was with a bunch of her girlfriends and they were all giggling and texting all the guys in their phones they don't plan on sleeping with

I'm willing to bet her head was cropped off on those pics too?

Also, your messages got more and more keen progressively and she became less and less responsive...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:23 pm 
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I agree that this sounded like a prank. Plus, she probably thought you were hiding something because of your GV number.

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The amount of double, triple and quadruple texting..

But yeah, this doesn't sound legit to begin with.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:55 pm 
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Thanks guys...it never occurred to me that she was just Jerking my chain as a prank...

As a divorced dad, I don't have time to play games, and I generally avoid girls under 40, specifically because it seems all they do is play games.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:42 am 
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Google voice is awesome. *bro fist*.

A good rule of thumb: Don't try to build attraction over text. Save it for face to face interaction. Text should be used for logistics only. Keep it short and sweet. If she's not willing to meet up then one word. Next.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:23 pm 
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I don't think it's a prank. She was just chilling in bed.
I think you overdid it with the multiple texts. I agree with EnsoNytes "Keep it short and sweet".
Let go for one or two weeks and try again with a spontaneous text that you are around and if she is free to meet up. If the timing is good you might have a shot my friend.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 3:12 am 
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Did she crop off her head off the pics or not?

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