I swear to God he levitated



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 8:04 am 
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I have a friend who I've known since I was really small. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got it absolutely god awful belly pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. Thus, his mother took him to the doctor's office, the place where the doctor took one look and said to her to consider him to the ER. She dreaded anything along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a great 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at the mother of his and said, "I experience all better now!"


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