There is nothing more annoying than when someone kips talking(especially if he isn't a good story teller) and don't let the others talk.
My father is a great example, he had recently took some day off from work and we spent a few days together. During a walk on the cycle lane, I asked him a simple question about investments, he started talking and his mouth didn't stopped for more than one hour. The worst thing was that he told me stories that I already knew. Useless to tell him that. I started to behave like a kid listening watching a documentary about Hitler.
He didn't noticed it....
...And kept talking!
10 TIPS TO TELL A NOT BORING STORY
1)use a specific order
Before starting, repeat in mind all the crucial points, telling the story will be a lot easier.
2)save the most shocking part for last
do you remember the last time you told a story that you thought was cool and while you were saying it you felt stupid 'cause wasn't enough, there was nothing shocking or the shocking part was in the middle of the story. If the shocking part is in the middle and there isn't another one at the end, fish the story as fast as you can.
3)keep it simple
Everybody loves simple, the jokes are simple, they make laugh and everybody like them. The stories that my father told me could have ended in 15 minutes and...
4)ask questions
questions like "so, I was in that theater, and guess who shows up?" force people to follow your story.
5)relate to her
If the story is boring and you want her to understand your point of view, use the things that you know about her and boom. Not only she will understand your point of view, she will see that you listen and care about her.
6)don't overdo
Your favorite football or soccer team won and you can't sleep from a week for the excitement. She cheer for the team that lost. The point is that you don't want to be more exited about your story then she is.
7)Introduce them in the right way
There is a right way, a wrong way and an unkind way to introduce your stories. It's all about being kind, don't stop the others to start talking, it's unkind. Don't tell a story that is "too much" (don't talk about drugs with a police officer), it's wrong. be kind, it's right.
8)gesticulate
To gesticulate will not only attire more attention but will also help you to remember better, to not loose the thread, to make you understand even from people that don't know your language. My father used to tell me that I don't need to speak french to fuck a french girl, if you gesticulate, she will understand.
9)The content is king
If your story is boring is boring.
well...
I know some joke that are so boring that at the end you cant help but laugh, but this is another story.
10)self amusement
just have fun!!!
in fact now I have a pizza that is watching me and I prefer to eat it then keep on writing.
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