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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:31 pm 
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I live with my parents and being a pua they'v became a slight speed bump when it comes to F-Closing. I also have 2 dogs that bark everytime a new person enters the house.
So we have 2 mood killers before She's even entered the room!
My Bedroom has a Double Bed but is big enough to hold 3 of them.
Any tips On how to Redecorate this into a Bachelors Shag Pad?
Thanks for Reading

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:35 am 
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Move out. That or take the girls to a hotel room. Seriously.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 1:17 pm 
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working on it. getting a new place in january

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:31 pm 
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candles are good

lava lamps are cool too

have interesting stuff in your room that you can "show" the girl "hey you gotta see my fish tank with awesome fish from Lake Malawi" etc


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As long as you live with your parents, it will never be a "Bachelors Shag Pad." Move out ASAP.

As for items: Get some bamboo plants (or any other house plants for that matter), a bookshelf full of books, a desk, an instrument of some sort, a flatscreen TV, some awesome video games (a Wii or Xbox Kinect (great chance for kino and provide great emotion, laughter and fun), or a Nintendo 64 (everyone loves the old school 64!)), an entertainment system, surround sound, air freshener, lava lamp, Christmas lights, a comfy bed (a queen size pillow top will do just fine :wink: ), some smooth sheets, a teddy bear, a lamp, a futon, some awesome artwork, a cool rug, a sweet collection of some sort, sport stuff on display (say you box, have your boxing gloves sitting out somewhere in your room, instant DHV), a stylin' coffee table, a rack to hang your pots from (to show you like to cook, girls love that), a coffee maker.... I think I'm finally out of ideas lol

But most important, KEEP IT CLEAN!! Nothing turns a girl off more than a dirty, cluttered, stanky ass room!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:05 am 
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one of the best investments I ever made before I moved out, was a lock from walmart for my door (very easy to install just need a screwdriver, and they are cheap too) other then that a sound system for your room that you can hook up an ipod to (not only sets the mood, but helps drown out noise from inside), on top of that, it's nice to have a t.v. in your room so you can put on a movie, I love those girly candles and shit from the body shop, or fruits and passion, the candles from both those places smell good and with the lights off, TADDAA, good SPAM (it also helps to have blackout blinds so that the candles can put in work during the day)

as for moving out, of coarse it is better to have your own place, but seriously don't overthink that shit too hard, if you are young, and she is young, perfectly fine to live with your parents, it's all about frame control, just don't mention your parents, don't make it an issue, and it won't become one, get her to your room, lock the door, get her to light the candles, turn on some music (or put a movie on if you have a tv, or computer in your room), then chill out and let the magic go down

also, when you have girls over, clean up, make your bed, and make sure your sheets are clean, don't want that shit smelling all funky and what not

if the room smells good, you got some blinds to kill the light so that the candles are doing work, the room looks clean, and the room is locked up, you got some sound going on so no one can hear whats goin on, then check, check, check good to go


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I usually do one or two small scented candles and have them lit for a while before they come over. Mostly because I like the smell, and it may take a while to over up whatever odors are in your place especially since you said you have dogs.


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I agree, having your own place and placing interests/decorations/DHV items all around the house like BedRock said is the ideal.

But until then...do the best you can with what you have and don't worry about it.

A year ago I was down on my luck and found myself renting a room in the basement of a house filled with NINE international students from China. Nothing wrong with that, but it seemed like a chaotic boarding house when you came in, the ceiling low in the basement, kind of dark, etc.

So I'm tripping about this and my good friend moves into the last room in the basement--and I kid you not, it was so small that you could not fit a BED in it. FIRST night in the house he brings home not just one but two girls from whatever bar he went to.

It was that morning I realized IT DOES NOT EVEN REALLY MATTER. But I still am working towards the ultimate bachelor pad...because I intend to be the ultimate bachelor, lol


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I live with my parents and being a pua they'v became a slight speed bump when it comes to F-Closing. I also have 2 dogs that bark everytime a new person enters the house.
So we have 2 mood killers before She's even entered the room!
My Bedroom has a Double Bed but is big enough to hold 3 of them.
Any tips On how to Redecorate this into a Bachelors Shag Pad?
Thanks for Reading
I like a load of pillows and cushions because if im casually bringing a girl back just to check out my place, i tend to accidentally throw one at she ends up starting a pillow fight or throws one back.

This almost always leads to her getting physical, hot, out of breath and being extremely comfortable with physical contact in a very short space of time. Being hot, out of breath, dominated and playful almost always gets her thinking about sex.
It also leads to those high sexual tension intimate moments where she will be dying to at least kiss you.

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Few items I find helpful. Candles. Set the mood and cuts down on the bad lighting. Nice framed pictures hanging on the wall. Some thing classy. Take down the posters that are taped up. Books too show that you have more to offer upstairs. ALso books can be used to distract the girl if shes shy. Pick some sexy books. Art of Suduction is my fave. It reads like a history book about all the great lovers and also lays out the arch type of all the different kind of players in the game. Reading to a girl can be sexy and you can do it on the bed. I do not keep a tv in the room or video games. Computer yes and if things get weird in a good way you got your porno to watch together. The biggest thing is bedding. Have a nice blanket and sheets that match. It is the biggest thing in your room. Fur throw blanket on the end. Make that shit look all Martha Stewert. Make it stand out and look nice. Make that bed and keep your room clean on F-close nights. Toss every loose sock and dish in the closet. Also keep some grape seed oil next to your bed for massages. I found that girls feel more at ease taking you to there place. I've seen some awful rooms girls keep. bad lighting messy unorganized. When they cum home with me I show that I got it going on and that I have a touch of style and taste. I make my room just another piece of the puzzle that they can judge me on. Oh also when I go home 800 miles away and still pull HB I have them meet my parents. Shows that I am an adult and not trying to sneek things around like a little boy stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

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As long as you live with your parents, it will never be a "Bachelors Shag Pad." Move out ASAP.

As for items: Get some bamboo plants (or any other house plants for that matter), a bookshelf full of books, a desk, an instrument of some sort, a flatscreen TV, some awesome video games (a Wii or Xbox Kinect (great chance for kino and provide great emotion, laughter and fun), or a Nintendo 64 (everyone loves the old school 64!)), an entertainment system, surround sound, air freshener, lava lamp, Christmas lights, a comfy bed (a queen size pillow top will do just fine :wink: ), some smooth sheets, a teddy bear, a lamp, a futon, some awesome artwork, a cool rug, a sweet collection of some sort, sport stuff on display (say you box, have your boxing gloves sitting out somewhere in your room, instant DHV), a stylin' coffee table, a rack to hang your pots from (to show you like to cook, girls love that), a coffee maker.... I think I'm finally out of ideas lol

But most important, KEEP IT CLEAN!! Nothing turns a girl off more than a dirty, cluttered, stanky ass room!

This just proves my fear money matters.


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As long as you live with your parents, it will never be a "Bachelors Shag Pad." Move out ASAP.

As for items: Get some bamboo plants (or any other house plants for that matter), a bookshelf full of books, a desk, an instrument of some sort, a flatscreen TV, some awesome video games (a Wii or Xbox Kinect (great chance for kino and provide great emotion, laughter and fun), or a Nintendo 64 (everyone loves the old school 64!)), an entertainment system, surround sound, air freshener, lava lamp, Christmas lights, a comfy bed (a queen size pillow top will do just fine :wink: ), some smooth sheets, a teddy bear, a lamp, a futon, some awesome artwork, a cool rug, a sweet collection of some sort, sport stuff on display (say you box, have your boxing gloves sitting out somewhere in your room, instant DHV), a stylin' coffee table, a rack to hang your pots from (to show you like to cook, girls love that), a coffee maker.... I think I'm finally out of ideas lol

But most important, KEEP IT CLEAN!! Nothing turns a girl off more than a dirty, cluttered, stanky ass room!

This just proves my fear money matters.
Whatever dude


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I live in a efficiency SPAM. I don't own any books, or musical instruments, or collections. The only thing I have is a laptop.


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