ME: deng mama.. if you were my bitch, id pump this fat cock deeeep deeep inside all your tight little pretty holes and leave my cream filling in em errry daay !
sir you are like a modern day Lord Tennyson with some George Byron thrown in for good measure. A veritable master of subtle wording, salacious intent, with just a unctuous hint of lascivious innuendo.
I especially like the part in which you deescalate to personnel questions after the graphic and explicit sexual statements.
this is my favorite part:
from here i got offline and went to sleep
you sly dog, I was convinced at this point your target would immediately demand this putative "cream filling" with your meaty member you so romantically promised.
i dont study pick up because i think its pretty cheesy,
Well at first i was incredulous, but after deep rumination it makes sense that you dont study pick up, only an utmost natural master would string together such heart melting and panty dropping magnificence as this! God forbid you became cheesy