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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:40 am 
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My name is Keith Clark I started studying PUA in 2010 after reading The Game by Neil Strauss. I stepped away from it for four years and now I'm back with Benzenhofen Castle.

Benzenhofen isn't about pickup persay it's just an ultimate transformation in your lifestyle and keying in and targeting high class women. No more paying for sex! No more sitting home alone waiting for her to text you. As of November 23, 2014 I've had sex with 5 women and have been rejected by over 600. Successfully sarged Heather Marter (The Real World), Rachel Kerbs (actress), and Aubrey Mozino (actress). This is a real life account that's going to make me rich, help millions of men, and piss some people off but here goes! - Rambo Black

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:55 pm 
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11/27/2014: Today is Thanksgiving and my dick is burning like hell! Last week I paid $100 to attend a gangbang well...$200. I paid for my boy to get in too we got there late like 1am it started at 9pm. By the time we got there only one bitch was left to fuck she was a TRUE 1. She weighed over 300 pounds, face full of acne but I still busted all over her tits.

I hope it's just my fucked up prostate and not some STD...I'll find out towards the end of February. This is the last Thanksgiving I go without a car,house,a supermodel or A celebrity on my arm I'm getting ready to transform.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:59 am 
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Wow dude, how did you get on with the famous girls you sarged? number close ? kiss close ? thats amazing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 1:38 am 
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Stenic1 wrote:
Wow dude, how did you get on with the famous girls you sarged? number close ? kiss close ? thats amazing

Number Close by treating them normal ignoring their celebrity completely.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 2:01 am 
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November 29, 2014:

Last night was the worst night ever...not really it started off pretty cool. Got off work and was invited to my bosses house. When we got to the house Katie the girl I've been crushing over for 10 weeks didn't even greet me. So I started drinking beer and smoking weed with my coworkers. We started doing dab hits and I went back in the kitchen and kicked it with her; she told me that she wanted to be left alone.

That was the last straw I was done her and went back to getting high. Somehow I got into a rap battle with my coworker which got heated and almost turned into a huge fight. After causing a HUGE scene we went back to getting high but it was awkward so we left but before we left I let the alcohol take over me again and did the most AFC shit ever. She was wishing us a good night and the following happened:

Katie: Have a good night guys!
Me: We really need to talk I tried to talk to you earlier but you told me you wanted to be alone.
Katie: Yeah cuz I was trying to cook and you kept asking me all these questions
Me: I really like you
Katie: I know
Me: I've asked you out five times and you've turned me down everytime
Katie: (starts laughing)
Me: I just don't want you to put me in friend zone
Katie: Your already in Friend Zone
Me: How do I get outta that shit? I don't want to be in friend zone!
Katie: Your drunk
Me: I know but I had to tell you this how do I get out of friend zone?
Katie: You have to work hard

Shizuka Arakawa failed 20,000 times...I think it's safe to say my chances with Katie are ruined. I have to keep perfecting myself and not make simple mistakes with my next target.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:13 pm 
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I am interested in hearing the story behind the Heather Marter sarge, or perhaps you a link to a post where you previously discussed it?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 7:45 pm 
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Atigun wrote:
I am interested in hearing the story behind the Heather Marter sarge, or perhaps you a link to a post where you previously discussed it?


I knew Heather before she was Heather back when I was in the Army sarged her and her two friends at Chili's back when she went to Monmouth. We were supposed to have a soldier sorority ball but it never happened.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:03 pm 
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December 3 2014:

Today I woke up and did 70 pushups and situps. I've been working out daily as well as masturbating daily. I need to change my diet and stop masturbating I've done it 123 times this year. And my viral #NoFap video has inspired thousands of people worldwide. They are all awaiting my next video dropping this month.

I'm now in San Diego and my boss wants to fire his secretary and hire Katie and move her to San Diego to work for us. I don't know why I'm tripping because Katie is a 6 no tits or ass just a great face she's a 7.5 tops but I got way too emotionally invested in her. Probably cuz were both Leos.
I think my boss is or will fuck Katie.

I must get a 10 on a daily basis, I must surround myself with wealthy women.

On top of all this I have to perform my last show of the year on the 14th and I haven't sold all my tickets yet. It will all work out.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:03 pm 
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December 3 2014:

Today I woke up and did 70 pushups and situps. I've been working out daily as well as masturbating daily. I need to change my diet and stop masturbating I've done it 123 times this year. And my viral #NoFap video has inspired thousands of people worldwide. They are all awaiting my next video dropping this month.

I'm now in San Diego and my boss wants to fire his secretary and hire Katie and move her to San Diego to work for us. I don't know why I'm tripping because Katie is a 6 no tits or ass just a great face she's a 7.5 tops but I got way too emotionally invested in her. Probably cuz were both Leos.
I think my boss is or will fuck Katie.

I must get a 10 on a daily basis, I must surround myself with wealthy women.

On top of all this I have to perform my last show of the year on the 14th and I haven't sold all my tickets yet. It will all work out.

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Shizuka Arakawa failed over 20,000 times
Famous Girls I've sarged successfully: Rachel Kerbs, Heather Marter,Aubrey Mozino


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:14 am 
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December 6, 2014:

On Thursday I went on my first date...well we did lunch and it was with the only person I'd want to be with...Leah. She's truly a goddess we met in San Diego when I first moved out here 11 weeks ago. I want to be with her for the rest of my life and not on some AFC shit.

We have a lot in common we both want to retire in Italy, we both love Yoga, she's a Saggitarius just like my mother, we both smoke weed, we talk to each other in gazes (if that makes sense).

She's a way better woman than Katie and I pray she doesn't put me in friendzone either. I was in her bedroom too and didn't make love to her. After we ate she dropped me off at work but before she did she convinced me to stay in San Diego we will see what happens.

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