I'm pretty sure I have this girl. Only thing is I suck at texting and she usually initiates a text msg which I know is a good thing. I dont want to respond like a dbag or a jerk, but I also don't want to be lame.

Here's her latest text: I'm still hurting from Saturday - and I still blame u

I want to say something like:

Thought you could hang...guess I was wrong

or

Welcome to the club.

OR
Ooops, I'm really sorry...maybe we shouldn't hang anymore.


I just want to say something that keeps her interested but doesnt come off as a dick head.

Personally, I like to take things to EXTREMES when I am texting a girl. Avoid any logical shit via text because its really hard to send across the right emotions and if you do fuck up, there is no unsend button on phones.

You could say something like.... "Soooo I should be expecting a call from Judge Judy then or what?! " or "K, so sue me " I use an emoticon in pretty much EVERY message. That way, when I am being a sarcastic asshole... She realizes its my playful, sarcastic side and I'm not being a dickhead.

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Shine so bright I'll give ya bitch a slight tan. Make her pussy whistle like the Old Spice man.

Oh I like that judge judy one. Yeah man, its soooooooo hard for my emotions not to be misinterpreted via text thats why i hate it.

Keep it light and playful otherwise don't do it at all. Girls definitely will play the texting game but you don't want to fall into the category of "text buddy" either.

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Shine so bright I'll give ya bitch a slight tan. Make her pussy whistle like the Old Spice man.