I'm pretty sure I have this girl. Only thing is I suck at texting and she usually initiates a text msg which I know is a good thing. I dont want to respond like a dbag or a jerk, but I also don't want to be lame.
Here's her latest text: I'm still hurting from Saturday - and I still blame u
I want to say something like:
Thought you could hang...guess I was wrong
Welcome to the club.
Ooops, I'm really sorry...maybe we shouldn't hang anymore.
I just want to say something that keeps her interested but doesnt come off as a dick head.
Personally, I like to take things to EXTREMES when I am texting a girl. Avoid any logical shit via text because its really hard to send across the right emotions and if you do fuck up, there is no unsend button on phones.
You could say something like.... "Soooo I should be expecting a call from Judge Judy then or what?!
" or "K, so sue me
" I use an emoticon in pretty much EVERY message. That way, when I am being a sarcastic asshole... She realizes its my playful, sarcastic side and I'm not being a dickhead.
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