Fri 28/10/11
Halloween and its Morphin' time!
As some of you may have deduced I was a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger, Red to be exact.
It was pretty crazy, I swear I experienced at least 30% of what's its like to be a celebrity. Screaming girls and guys (uh), hugs from random strangers and paparazzi minus the sexual propositions
( and drug addiction rehab
) While it was awesome its also not for the feint hearted; being opened so aggressively left, right and centre can be exciting and intimidating simultaneously. I was in costume and didn't really give a fuck so I was opening sets from the moment I got onto the bus, the subway and was walking on the streets to the club district. Stopping women and saying silly stuff like, "Citizen, of Toronto how is your night going? Call me at 1-800-Red Ranger." lol
Got into TIME nightclub with theslacker21 (Satan) and met TheShowman (Borat) & BK (Robin the Boy Kumar, don't ask lol) inside. From the moment I was on the dancefloor I started high fivin' every set in sight, dancing with girls, posing for pictures etc I felt like a fucking Rockstar! I don't really like using the term "in state" but that's what it was, I'm going to say I was in "The Zone." There were too many sets to even post about so I'm going to focus on my main one.
Catwoman (Hb8.5) and Black Cat(Hb9)
I went up to these two lovely ladies and stuck my hand out, shook Catwoman's hand, held onto it spun her around, then did a little arm pop & lock move sticking my hand out for BlackCat to shake lol They loved it. Next thing I get turned around by another group of girls who wanted a picture with me so I greeted them, took the picture and went back to Catwoman and Black Cat. I had my arms around they're shoulders and they were leaning towards me to hear my spiel through my Power Ranger helmet, Once I made them laugh BK came over to join us, right on time! I introduced him and he began to focus on Black Cat, so Catwoman was all mine. I positioned myself with my back leaning against the bar asked her some logistical questions in between the C&F.
Me: So you're Catwoman and she's...
Catwoman: Black Cat...We're doing the whole Marvel vs DC thing.
Me: Nice! I think I just got a nerd boner...
Catwoman: Haha! So what do you?
Me: You mean besides saving lives?
Catwoman: (Smiles) Yeah, what does a Power Ranger do in his downtime?
Me: Well us Rangers are complicated beings, we like to dance to LMFAO, chill in the command centre, shoot the shit you know...Ranger shit...
Catwoman: I totally get it typical Ranger shit, just like Catwoman shit...
Me: Yeah, stealing diamonds, scratching random guys...Catwoman shit...haha
Catwoman: Haha What's your name?
Me: (I pull her in by her whip) Red Ranger but you can call me Red...no, in fact because you've been stealing that's Mr. Ranger to you.
Catwoman: haha No fair. (She asks BK what my name is and he perfectly responds with Red. She asked TheShowman the same question later and he gave the same perfect response facken awesome wing men)
Me: (I asked Black Cat what her name was, she told me, girls suck at winging lol) haha Now I know your name but I don't just give out mine so easily...
Catwoman: (Smiles) I have to work for it...
Me: Exactly...
Catwoman: You must be hot in that costume...
Me: Thank you...
Catwoman: haha! You're funny! If you're not careful I might have to use my whip on you, Mr. Ranger.
Me: (Boing!) Go ahead because by the way, the muscles here...are not the costume it's all me...
At this point I was holding her waist and pulling at her whip a little, her hand was on my chest. BK was building attraction with the obstacle and the girls offered to buy us drinks. I responded with "I'll take off my mask if you get me a Sex on the Beach! I know it must be killing you to find out how sexy I am." While they ordered I got enthusiastically called over by a random mixed set (2 guys 3 girls). I went over to dance with them for a bit and one HB was really aggressive and started to grind on me. But my beloved :-p Catwoman was much much more sexy than her so I ejected and returned to BK & the girls. First thing they said when I got back was, "Where'd you go? I thought you left us..." I actually didn't have a solid response for this, they were clearly a little jealous at the attention I was getting and that can only build more attraction but I think I could have addressed the comment here a little better. Anyways, I made my big reveal and she didn't seem the slightest bit disappointed, I said "Bet you didn't expect the Red Ranger to such a handsome black guy huh..." She responded by kissing me, I kissed her for a couple seconds then pushed her away and whispered "Not yet, Not here" in her ear. After a while the girls told us to stay by the bar because they were going to the bathroom and Black Cat's costume requires help.
We weren't about to wait for them so we linked back up with Satan & Borat and start ripping the dance floor apart, we made a circle with a mixed set where Robin the Kumar starts battling yes battling with one of the guys in the set. After he was done I went in Red Ranger style flying kicks and all! And I got challenged by a really fucking sexy blonde chick, naturally I put her in her place (ego much) and while she shook her ass, I couldn't help imagining her dancing on top of a certain Borewors like that. :YMHUG: What I didn't know at the time was that this mixed set was actually a professional dance crew and we held our own, fucking awesome!
BK and I decided to go looking for our girls and we found them on the patio chatting with 3 or 4 guys. BK went in first with lots of energy and grabs his girl and 3 AFCs checked into the masturbation hotel. 1 guy stayed and was flirting with Catwoman, I can't lie I was little apprehensive about going to take her but once I spoke to TheShowman (he simply said go and get your girl) and saw BK do what he did I grew a pair. I marched there grabbed my girl she screams "Red Ranger!" and 1 more AFC checked in. This happened about 3 times that night and every time I just walked over grabbed my girl and eventually the AFCs would cowardly scamper away. I qualified her and we connected on quite a bit mostly comic books and childhood shows like Ninja Turtles. :-b I didn't have my cell on me (no pockets) this is how I #closed.
Me: Pull out your phone.
Catwoman: I don't have any dexterity right now (because of her gloves)
Me: I don't even have mine on me now take off your gloves and pass me your phone...Before you do, let me guess you have a Blackberry...
Catwoman: haha How did you know?
Like a good girl she complied, taking off her gloves, taking her phone out of her purse and handing it to me, I put in my no. under Red Ranger and told her to text me something interesting because I was testing her creativity. I went and grabbed my phone from theSlacker and this a bit of the drunk texting that ensued (her and I were sitting right next to each other mind you.):
Catwoman: Hwy
Catwoman: G
Catwoman: Hey red ranger I can't help bur think of what's underberneth the costume
Me: Something dirty
Catwoman: Like a rock?e
Me: haha that's clever for a drunk Catwoman lol hiccup (She was hiccuping)
I had her in mini-isolation on the chairs and was building the sexual tension by rubbing in between her thighs slowly making my way up...when the bouncer told us he was closing that section so we had to move. The girls decided to go to the bathroom again and told BK and I to stay, this time we did...Except when they came back they found us chatting up a 2 set...I kind of saw them stand around for a bit in my peripheral vision but I chose to stay in set (I was chatting with an HB9.5, sorry beloved!). TheShowman said that my beloved and Black Cat were visibly upset when they saw us and went back inside the club. I guess she wanted revenge because when I went back inside she was dancing one of the AFCs I had AMOG'd before so once again I went and grabbed her caveman style, leaving the AFC probably thinking (Fucking twice dude! Fuck that guy!). We were grinding and feeling each other up the sexual tension was palpable. I tried to kiss her again but she wasn't as receptive as she was before possibly because she was upset about me chatting with other girls or because I previously said "Not yet, Not here." Anyway, they ended up leaving for the bathroom a 3rd time but this time I didn't expect them to come back and I was right. She texted me later to say sorry they left so abruptly.
ENA - Catwoman
EN1: Reputation - Protected, we kissed but it was so brief and during mini-isolation so her best friend didn't see it and also with the "Not yet, Not here" comment.
EN2: Range of Emotions - Addressed. Jealousy check, Lust check, Humour check, Excitement check.
EN3: Address the inner Child - Addressed. What else makes you feel like kid more than Halloween let alone kissing the Red Power Ranger?
EN4: Dominance - Addressed. My #close was extremely dominant, I was very dominant when we were dancing at some point I held in the air for a minute she was squeeling! I AMOG'd 3 guys (one of them twice) and pretty much kept a dominant frame throughout the interaction even when they told us to stay put when they went to the bathroom...
EN5: Abandonment - I'm not really sure because I think I addressed it by #closing, and with the "Not Yet, Not here" but I also violated it by not staying where they left us, going to dance and chat with other sets...So maybe it was neutral.
EN6: Honesty - Neutral
EN7: Safety - Addressed. By AMOGING the 3 AFCs I displayed dominance over other males.
EN8: Sexuality - Addressed
EN9: High Value Sperm - Addressed. I opened/was opened by almost all the sets in the club and she even found me in set with HB9.5
EN10: Homosexuality - Addressed.
What I Learnt
I learnt a lot about pea cocking, being in "The Zone" and etc. Mostly that dominance and persistence are key, a man has to go and take what he wants. You might think you'll look like a jealous needy guy if you go and interrupt a conversation that she's having with another dude or you might be scared because you think you'll end up in a fight. Women love persistence and when a man fights for her but like I've mentioned before the fight here is not physical, it's psychological you'll probably never have to actually throw a punch. I'm no expert but there's definitely a delicate balance between being persistent and just plain desperate/creepy and I think managed that well that night by showing her that if I chose to I could get with other women. Dominance is an integral part of this and it's something I can honestly say I've made leaps and bounds in, I was conditioned socially into a nice guy, to think that women are better than men so we should listen and do their bidding. Essentially I was acting like a woman and guess what most woman aren't lesbians! These days, I feel myself naturally becoming more and more dominant over women and it's improved my game tremendously.
So yeah I no./kiss closed an HB8.5, that's great right? Wrong, I could have had an SNL she was definitely DTF but I thought the logistics weren't good. She lives in Scarborough but was spending the night at Black Cat's place mid/downtown, Black Cat has a boyfriend so Catwoman wasn't going to let her hook up with anyone, Black Cat was definitely the chaperone out of the two so she would always followed her lead. I really had no solid idea of how I could manage to get this girl/these girls home with me or to back their place...
This is the advice Fable gave to me:
I could have told my target that I wanted to get to know her better by going for a walk if she's unsure I could reassure her that we'll be back shortly. Then go and tell the obstacle that I really enjoyed the company of her friend and that I was taking her outside for some coffee and would be back shortly. Once outside I could A. Hail a cab or B. Pull an alleyway special. If I choose to hail a cab my target would automatically know what would happen if she gets in. In the cab it's necessary to keep her attention but not break the sexual tension because left to her own thoughts she'll start to come up with reasons not to have sex with you i.e. reserving her reputation, fear of abandonment etc causing LMR. You get home you fuck her and bring her back to the club afterwards this way she still goes home with her friend and she gets to protect her reputation by saying you were having coffee the whole time. Later on she would probably choose to tell her friend that you guys hooked up...And remember when she freaks out about feeling like a slut or becomes cold immediately after you're done fucking remember men have to take all responsibility for the sex. Tell her you're sorry and it's your fault you guys had sex, that's she not a slut because you made this happen and that she was just along the ride. Assume all responsibility for the sex that way you don't become the mistake she wants quickly to forget but mind blowing experience she wants to repeat...
Red Ranger Out!