__________ was bitten by a highly venomous spider, the spider didn't make it.

___________rivals the pope in popeularity.

___________ owns or pwns at life.

___________ wears an extra medium.

___________ thinks if he was an animal he'd wants to be invited to the sort of party that results in a duck billed platypus.

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*new to the game but looking for fame*

ha i tried the erection one and ended in a number close!

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"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
--Siddhartha Buddha

Awesome post! Fbook can SERIOUSLY make or break what a girl in question thinks about you

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This is hilarious... just used:

_____ "is chasing whiskey with high fives" (props by the way)


took 1 minute for the first female comment hahahaha

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Drewski - - - - El Tornado

awesome post!!

I used the one "ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʇɥbnoq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐ1 ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ" and had 15 comments, 3 likes in less than a day.

Haha just thought of one

___is this season's must have

Just came up with one...and so far...I've gotten like 23 comments (All Girls):

"...is like Coldstone. You either Like Him, Love Him, or Gotta Have Him "

i tested one the other day and i had a good result ......"__is going to take you to his milkyway until you give him your hersheyskiss".............

For all you 90's kids you might wanna try this "Welcome to Good burger, home of the good burger, can i take you order?" Its a reference to the biggest comedy duo of that time... if they don't get it. It still sounds funny and get quite a few comments

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It takes a lot of balls to dump your old life and move forward ....... it also involves a period of loneliness which i have am figuring out sucks

I'm so using that, Kenan and Kel were hilarious!

I've also gotta try out, "...thinks brunettes do it better"

I made this one "Flake's Are Just The Messy Version Of A Twirl."

Got a few Likes.

Here's a few ones I used recently that got great responses.

:Also available in sober!

Red flowers means passion, yellow flowers mean love and self raising flower means "bake me a cake!"
(That's a Jimmy Carr quote but it good a shitload of responses from mostly girls I've been flirting with)

"Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia"
(I think this was a Dylan Moran quote, but again, many responses)

Hangovers are merely your body's way of telling you that you were awesome last night...

Who's responsible for the bite marks on me?

"Single" - orig: Latin. Def: To spend more time in the kitchen

is hungover. Great success!

cant go to sleep because all my dreams are coming true.

This is just fantastic. Never really got into the whole updating the status thing but I'm gonna try a few for fun.

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"You can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent" - Jake Green