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I'm talking to this hot black girl, an HB8.5. Only problem is, she games dudes hard. She likes to play aloof, I found that out early on. We exchanged numbers on Facebook and I told her I'd text her sometime. I continually made myself unavailable, letting her know I wouldn't chase her. The first time I texted her she pulled the typical "Who is this?" line. I played along and then punished her by not texting her for a couple days.
I texted her one afternoon and asked what she was doing, she gave me a short answer, implying I should come tag along with her. I don't play that though, and told her I was busy. I'm sure this girl has guys drooling all over her (I think she's a stripper too), so she was a bit stunned by my lack of interest. But it gets better.
A couple days after that she calls me for the FIRST time at 9am out of the blue. I was at work. I was like, "I'd like to talk to you, but I'm at work and can't." This girl actually had the nerver to say "Who is this?"...AGAIN! That must be her only shit test when she knows she's being outgamed! I thought to myself "You called me!" It's not like I called her before and she had my number in her list of missed calls. She tried to BS me and act like she found my number somewhere in her phone and didn't know who it was, but we all know how our phones work, c'mon.
haha that's too good