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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:47 am 
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"look behind you"


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also, a couple of things:

-dont use a lot of them in a row, they are called openers for a reason.
-i was reading the thread, and noticed that some text too much, or send messages that are too long. keep them short and to the point. you dont want to appear needy or bored (remember, you have a fun life that makes every girl want to be with you)
-if the convo is dying out, take more time between texts and bail. tell her that you have to go, or that youre busy
-remember, the text game is just a tool, not the prize, so dont overdo it


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:22 am 
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Tried the empty message line, worked like a charm...

Tried the "in bed" line, best thing ever ... although first reply was: "This is way to creepy .. in bed" :D but i got it running :P seems like a really good way to sex things up :)

Thank you, forum :)


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Awesome post(s).. just want to say thanks everyone! Will be using these a lot.


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I'm talking to this hot black girl, an HB8.5. Only problem is, she games dudes hard. She likes to play aloof, I found that out early on. We exchanged numbers on Facebook and I told her I'd text her sometime. I continually made myself unavailable, letting her know I wouldn't chase her. The first time I texted her she pulled the typical "Who is this?" line. I played along and then punished her by not texting her for a couple days.

I texted her one afternoon and asked what she was doing, she gave me a short answer, implying I should come tag along with her. I don't play that though, and told her I was busy. I'm sure this girl has guys drooling all over her (I think she's a stripper too), so she was a bit stunned by my lack of interest. But it gets better.

A couple days after that she calls me for the FIRST time at 9am out of the blue. I was at work. I was like, "I'd like to talk to you, but I'm at work and can't." This girl actually had the nerver to say "Who is this?"...AGAIN! That must be her only shit test when she knows she's being outgamed! I thought to myself "You called me!" It's not like I called her before and she had my number in her list of missed calls. She tried to BS me and act like she found my number somewhere in her phone and didn't know who it was, but we all know how our phones work, c'mon.

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Me: "hey guess what"
HB: "lol what?"
Me: "I accidentally threw my phone against a wall and apparently my txting still works...thnx"


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I've used the zoo text on HB and I got (shes just got back with her ex)
"haha" 2hrs later
Whats next?

I've also used aliens on another HB and got "hahaha thats funny!" 6 hours later.
What to say to this HB?

Let me know PUA's


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:47 am 
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Hey guys

With text messaging, there is no "magic" text that can fix things if you mess up your first impression.

But there is a way of calibrating where you are and what to send. You need to work within a certain framework.

I've written a guide, check it out:

http://www.authenticpua.com/dating-arti ... -messages/


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I'm talking to this hot black girl, an HB8.5. Only problem is, she games dudes hard. She likes to play aloof, I found that out early on. We exchanged numbers on Facebook and I told her I'd text her sometime. I continually made myself unavailable, letting her know I wouldn't chase her. The first time I texted her she pulled the typical "Who is this?" line. I played along and then punished her by not texting her for a couple days.

I texted her one afternoon and asked what she was doing, she gave me a short answer, implying I should come tag along with her. I don't play that though, and told her I was busy. I'm sure this girl has guys drooling all over her (I think she's a stripper too), so she was a bit stunned by my lack of interest. But it gets better.

A couple days after that she calls me for the FIRST time at 9am out of the blue. I was at work. I was like, "I'd like to talk to you, but I'm at work and can't." This girl actually had the nerver to say "Who is this?"...AGAIN! That must be her only shit test when she knows she's being outgamed! I thought to myself "You called me!" It's not like I called her before and she had my number in her list of missed calls. She tried to BS me and act like she found my number somewhere in her phone and didn't know who it was, but we all know how our phones work, c'mon.
haha that's too good


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Me: "Want to fuck?"
He: "What the hell! who do you think you are? asshole!"
Me: "Damn auto correct! It was supposed to say, Join me for a drink?"
Her: "Very funny!"
Her: "I'll go, but you have to promise not to be such an asshole!"
Me: "You think I'm an asshole? LOL"
Her: "No ...not really, bla, bla


Having drinks this weekend!

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I absolutely loved this, thanks. Cocky funny the way i needed to improve my text game.

Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye

Used that one and it worked as hell. She could not stop thinking of me after that, thank you for that haha.


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Hb: "You're so complex!"
Me: "Ummm that's not how you spell "HOT" silly!"


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Bonita, it's your lucky day. Me and you are having drinks at xx tonight.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:52 pm 
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This is how I text:

My text example 12/06/12
(Random girl in my phone, random text)
Me: Whats the difference between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
Her: WTF ???
Me: Good you don’t know! Wanna do lunch tomorrow?
Her: Haha funny guy
Her: My sis is still in the hospital by you. (she lives two hrs away)
Me: Ohhh that’s right, you at home then or here?
Her: Home, my daughter has the flu (yes she’s a MILF)
Me: I fucking hate flu season, gonna come up when Daughter is better?
Her: Want to tires are getting bad need new (excuse)
Me: I know a large breasted hot tire sales chick (she is the counter girl)
Her: I don’t do sexual favors for tires.
Me: But you do free ones for hot bald guys!
Her: Hahahaha RIGHT!
Me: I’d say let me know when you’re her we could share a beverage, but I don’t know if I could trust you?
Her: TRUST ME?!?! Not to take advantage??
Me: Ya, two drinks in yo’d be a little Miss grabby hands.
Her: And you could’t handle that?
Me: Hey I’m not just a piece of meat…I have feelings too LOL
Her: I’d make you felt it! Where is the problem
Me: If you’re gentle
Her: I have a soft touch..
Me: Soft = HARD
Her;
Me: I gotta get some sleep
Her; Me too I need ZZZZzzzzs
Me: I give OOOooos
Her: Yes you yes you will, see you soon.


She text me Friday nightlight about 10. "I'm driving through, do you have any squirt"

Me: Two cans why?

Her: I have Tanqueray.

She was there 20 minutes later, left 5am

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