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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:49 pm 
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What to say in comfort stage:

"Wow, we used to be SO close. (cross your fingers) It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart (uncross your fingers, like your holding up a 'peace' sign). Now I guess you just wanna hold hands."

Short, sweet, and works like a charm.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:51 pm 
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What to say when she starts acting up:

"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You
"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her
"Well, that's probably for the best!" - You


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What to say at the introduction:

"So what's your name?" - You
"Jessica." - Her
'Wow! That's very unique. What is that like Turkish or something?" - You


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:37 pm 
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i have 2 routines that havnet been mentioned here before.
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i tell her that im going to ask her 2 questions and she must answer ASAP.

me: what is the color of the fridge?
she: white
me: what does a cow drinks?
she: milk

3 seconds pause

she: ups, water (laughts)


another one

me: think of a 2-digit number between 1 and 50. both numbers are odd and cant be the same
me: is it 37?

its usually 37, but you can never be sure about it:)


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:17 pm 
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Some more shit like this if she starts acting up.

"Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?" - You

"Uh, I don't have a boyfriend." - Her

"Well, that's probably for the best!" - Me


That one is good I'll remember that.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:32 pm 
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What to say when she calls you out on something:

"Well, I thought I was being cute and funny. But I guess I was just being cute."


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What to say if your in a big college town (works better if she is wearing her college gear):

"Holy shit! You go to UGA?" -You
"Yeah." -Her
"What a coincidence, so do I!!!" -You

The trick is to act really enthusiastic about it, like it's uncommon. I have never met a girl that didn't find it funny!


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What to say when she calls:

"Hey, how are you?" - Her
"I'm good, how are you?" - You
"Good." - Her
"Wait, your good? (pause) I bet I could make you SO bad!" - You

Delivery is very important for this one.


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What to say when she is nervous:

"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You


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What to say at the hook point:

"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You
"I totally know what you mean!" - Her
"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You


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Jay Wa wrote:
What to say at the hook point:

"Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them? - You

"I totally know what you mean!" - Her

"Yeah...I've never met a person like that." (smile) - You


Awesome! More please :D


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Jay Wa wrote:
What to say when she is nervous:

"Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You
"Um...sure." - Her
"Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You


maybe as an opener aswell. if u can cold read some shy girl


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What to say when she tries to bring you down:

"Why are you so happy?" - Her
"I don't know, but it's a lot of fun. You should try it out some time!"- You


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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.


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Some great stuff there mate. Keep it up! Also for the record, yoink!


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