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I really like the "What is this, some kind of role reversal?" one, unless you're in a position to close things and get her to your place. Then a varaiation on the "come here" reply is probably better.
Maybe this: "I'm actually quite hungry, but the food in the fridge is in closer range". It may get her to invite herself to come into reach..
Edit: Also, what's the background story?
''come over to my place... i'll give you experience something that you never have before''.
if she ask: what is it? your answer:''secret... it's up to you to find out, i'll give a hint, it is something that you will cherish and never forget as long as you live''.
you can cut it short, omit some letters to save space before sending the text. if you need background stories, call her