Coffee spit take. LOL

I've made some poor decisions in Tucker Max mode as well.

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I honestly never have.
I did come close at one point when I was both drunk and fresh out of a relationship. Been having a dryspell too. That was exactly when I started college in a new city knowing literally no one.
She rejected me though.

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I've done a few, but they all had really big tits. So at least there's that. And they weren't true hogs, all of em' under 200 lbs.

It's just hard for me to finish with those girls. All that loose flesh is kind of gross. Having a big girl on you feels like having a large man on you or something. Women should be feminine and petite, or at least smaller and lighter than the man. I vow never to do another fat chick.

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I like curvy women from time to time with a pair of nice tits and a great ass. Someone you can call a plus size model. But not an obese one. I find it difficult to fuck them though other than missionary or doggy.

Since this topic is out. I remember one instance.

I matched with this girl on tinder who was visiting the city for a few days. We kind of made it clear that we would fuck after a few drinks. First to meet at a bar to get to know each other a bit.

To see how fat she was, i asked her for some pictures on SPAM which she denied saying why are the pictures on tinder not enough.

Fast forward we met, she wearing a black loose long kaftan sort of thing. So couldn't see much. Went to a bar near to her hotel. She invited me for drinks at the hotel bar and we went to the room.

And soon as I removed the kaftan, saw a hippo hiding there. Luckily was not that drunk. Canned it saying i don't have condoms on me so there's no point getting all worked up. Had a chat and escaped lol

Yes, I've been whale hunting a time or two. She can only offer to suck my dick so many times before I give in. (Yes, I turned her down the first few times, she was pretty big.) And things just went from there. Everyone knows a hard dick has no conscious.

YES.

I'm a sucker for good SPAM. Had a large girlfriend who would do almost ANYTHING for me. She seemed shocked that she managed to land me. After three years I figured it was time to get out of the relationship. I genuinely admired her intelligence and warmth, but I wasn't in love and realized I never would be

Dated a couple other fat chicks. At least one of them was crazy over me (crazy in general as well but that's another story). Made me feel like a god because she'd get multiple orgasms when with me. Tried to break it off a couple times half-heartedly (including by telling her I was dating someone else) but then I eventually had to cut the thread proper.

I've been with fat chicks, slim chicks, and one or two skinny chicks. A wide range all around.

I thought of this post the other day and got curious. Decided to branch out and try a chubby chick. It was ok. I'd probably stick to what I like though hahaha.

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Hahaha, she was eager but a lacked a little in the head game department surprisingly.

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Guilty as charged, kind sir. Not something i hide or am ashamed of. Fatties give the best blowjobs 2. I remember this chubster i fucked in Croatia last year, god damn she wanted to be AB-USED. However, i draw the line at going down on 'em cuz i still gotta hear the phone ring when it does.

Yup my first last year was a chubster.

She was short and had no tits (HOW THE FUCK IDK).

Worst sex, all be it my limited experience, of my life. She insisted on having the lights off, she was a bad kisser and i felt so disgusted i lost my erection...... and thats how i lost my V-card

Let's hope it made the road to improvement that much more rewarding.

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I don't think anyone chooses fat women. Some guys just take what they can get. Look at the prison rape stats and it's not surprising.

Way to make a statement with zero evidence to sound smart! Somebody probably heard last call at the bar yesterday and yelled out "call me Ishmael!"

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