I just got bent over by this routine haha.
Me. Alright Time for your interesting factoid of the day. Ready?
Her. How interesting will this be because I'm often told things will be interesting and then they're not haha
Me. Well maybe you haven't been talking to interesting enough guys
Her. Maybe. Okay hit me
Me. Did you know that 94 % of women masturbate in the shower and the other 6% sing?
Me. And do you know what they sing?
Her. Surely not true but very unteresting what do they sing ?
Me. If you don't know you must be part of the 94%
Her. Well I'm not. I'm a singer. I sing everywhere. Including the shower.
Me. It's okay 'name' it's perfectly normal
Her. Okay that's rude bye.
Me. I was just trying to have a joke.
Her. Don't find that funny. You trying to talk about my maturation schedule. Gross unnecessary and insulting. We aren't friends why would I talk about that stuff with you. Goodbye rude human. *unfriends me on FB*