Heywood Jablowme wrote:
The emoji is a little lame, where do you go from there?
This is an overview of some of my convo's:
1. Opener: Nice Tank
(picture of her sitting on a tank)Thanks or tanks 
:p You look like the nice type of girl
Is that ok? Depends, I’m into adventurous stuff…
END OF CONVO2. Opener: You look adventurous
You not then Definitely. What flag is that (refering to her picture)
IranNice! No idea you could Iran had powder skiing
And not even a little bit. Google “...”Allright, again one for the bucket list.
Are you from Antwerp?
Orginally yes but i’ve been awayAre you always this talkative?
END OF CONVO3. Opener: Love the hair! Thanks
How is your monday going?
My monday sucks, I’m painting my floor, just had 3 layers and it’s not yet finished. I’m not happy with it being so much work. Sounds like fun :p
Those things are always more work than you plan
Indd, sucks!
What are you doing? Had a nice weekend, today some sauna time and an easy day at the office.
Sauna, sounds great!
What you do on office? Sauna’s are amazing.
I’m in real estate
Exciting? Yes I like it, very different each day…
You?
I’m a teacher, also exciting every day
What age?
I teach to 13 year olds
Gonna get some paint and talk to you laterGoodluck!
2 DAYS LATER I REINITIATEAnd floored?
END OF CONVO4. Opener: you seem 2 be a special flower, hello there:) Hey, I bet you say that to all the girls.
As I have an early flight tomorrow I best get some sleep
Have a nice week! Well you owe me some then
You just really seem different…
How is your monday going?
I really hate owing people anything haha. Had a really early morning and I’m not a morning person so you do the maths
Working day was euh interesting
On my way to a bday party now. How blue was yours?Sounds like you could use a drink 
Mine was ok, since I’m on a non drinking challenge for 100 days, my mondays have stopped being blueish… Just got back from the gym and in for some chilling tonight.
I did have 2 drinks! Felt like I deserved them… 100 Days? Woah respect! What’s your story?
My story? Trying to hook up with Tinder newbies (she mentioned she is new and not looking for a hookup in her profile)And how is that working out for you?
Will have to evaluate after us grabbing drinks…
How about friday? NO RESPONSE
I REINITiATE 1 day later2 fast e? Help me out here, might need to recalibrate if I plan on hooking up with an elder type of flower
(she’s 8 years older than me)Does it usually work?
Going out for a drink? Sure, the whole point is meeting up with someone u like right? Or is this not Tinder? END OF CONVO5. Opener: smiley with hearts:) Hej youHow are u dancing queen? (she had a nice photo of her dancing)
END OF CONVO6. Opener: smiley with heartsHi!
Love your femininity, so sexy!
END OF CONVO7. Opener: You found me + smiley with hearts (she super liked me)Hahaha awesomeI’m looking at planetickets right now, what u think of 3 weeks Bali (she mentioned choosing plane tickets over material stuff, and traveling…)
END OF CONVO8. Opener: smiley with heartsOhla you are a hip hip hipster
Why?
END OF CONVO
I REINITIATE AFTER 1 DAYYou remind me of Grease

(she has this hairstyle)
I just swiped you again, thought we were already a match?
Tnx, I cant tip Olivia Newton John though hahaWe were definitely a match!
I’m no John Travolta either, althoug thats a good thing I guess…
Hahahaha
Hot men with all the botox and stuffOh yeah, is that your thing?
I’m also secretly hoping you are a real bimbo…
We might participate in Temptation Island next year (some crazy TV show)
Wahaha deal!Let’s start with having a drink?
END OF CONVO9. Opener: smiley with hearts:)Do you like soup? I make great soup! (she has a picture where she is eating soup)
A lot
What’s your favourite?
END OF CONVO10. Opener: smiley with heartsSends me a gif met a girl saying helloI like your hair more
Thanks
You’re poem is awfull

(she has one in her profile)
Haha I know!
Are you such a great poet 2? So I write her a short stupid poem
Sends me another gif with a girl saying WOW!
Nice one!You owe me now
Haha that’s true
Shall I write you a poem? I rather hear them…
END OF CONVO11. Opener: I need your shampoo (she has amazing hair)
I like to share No way, me 2
Let’s celebrate
END OF CONVO12. Opener: smiley with heartsHaha cute
I like your taste in clothing
Oh tnx, I just try some stuff Its working
So you are in real estate 2 (cfr her profile)
Yes, i do sales etc…
What do you do? Well you can always show me arund in one of your houses.
At least if you are wearing that outfit on your profile pic
I’m also in sales…
END OF CONVO13. Wanna bet I am more comfy than your dog? (she has profile pic where she is lying on her dog)Hahah
I believe you Thats a good start
You seem very spontanuous and natural!
But your pictures dont give away alot, so now I’m curious…
END OF CONVO14. Opener: smiley with heartsHej, tnxHow’s your monday?
Easy, working tomorrow. Just got back from a ski trip from Austria.Yours? Nice! Austria has the best apres ski. You ski or board?
Ski, but I was responsible for a bunch of kids so not much apres ski
Do you ski? Sure, I love it. Been doing it yearly since I was little… Will go on a trip end of march.
Oh nice, I wanna go again 2… Did anyone tell you you had really cute feet (cfr a picture)
Haha, no you are the first
Good for me
Where you from?
Says town and you? Say my town, do you come here often?
I do know it for shopping, but only the cliché stuffSame for your town, we might show each other around
You can always propose something… I’m free thursday…
Ow I have a dance class… cant miss it cause i’m having a show soon. A show? Tell me
Nothing special just for my students (I’m a teacher)So no twerking I guess

No seriously, I find a woman who can dance really attractive!
Tnx
No not twerking, a better version of it
I’m quite curious for the better version of twerking

You can also show me that
Haha I dont give many shows though We could always just dance by ourselves…
END OF CONVO15. Opener: smiley with hearts:)Do we still have time before you leave? I want to take you techno dancing in my “brand”shirt (cfr her profile about technomusic, travelplans and favourite clothing brand)
I dont have concrete plans yet. Haha thats nice.Nice destinations though. Coincidence, they are all on my bucket list
Haha, we might be able to take care of thatWho knows, but first let’s discover my city. You have whatsapp?
END OF CONVO
1 DAY LATER REINITIATEAre you from... ?
Sry for the late reply. I dont use whatsapp often. I’m from … yes. You can make it up, I’ll think about how.
Love your accent, super sexy for woman!
How is it going for the rest?
Haha ok
Good, just got back from training.
You? Concert of a friend. What you do for sport? I guess Zumba!
Nice.
No i’m into ballet. Wauw, I was close :p
So blond, stylish and you can dance
Time you buy me a drink…
Hahaha you think? I’m sure
How is your week looking?
Explains its fullOk lets talk on whatsapp (forgot she didnt use it)
I dont use it
Welcome in 2017
You still use sms in … (part of the country where she come from)
I dont go along with time, too fancyThen what are you doing on tinder?
I have no idea. Well, you met me. So you see, progress also has its positive sides
Fantastic Haha. We can discover my city thuesday. I pick you up at the station, lets say 7-8?
I have trainingEND OF CONVO16. Opener: smiley with heartsGoodmorning
(she sended this in the afternoon)Just out of bed? Wild night? to much gin?
None of both
Hmmm just lazy than?
Why would I be lazy?Cause you said morning… nvm
Did I spot frickles?
Aah ok, didnt notice. No I was already up early and at the office.
And yes I have frickes
I like!
Not so many photo’s e (she only has 2)
You got more indd. What is your job? Haha good perception. I’m a consultant. You?
I’m guessing sales.
Yes! I’m an account manager.And apart from that, you enjoy life with a little gin problem? (cfr her photo drinking gin)
Haha not really a problem but yes I like gin
Same here, we should go for one. I’m free thuesday evening.
END OF CONVO