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For instance, I got the Porsche, the dog, and Mongo, the retarded kitten with a cleft lip, club foot, and hump on it's back who only spins in circles and masturbates himself in the corner.
Cut back on the caffeine, and the gaminess. Reads as try-hard.
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This morning, I woke up to a text from her saying, Hey sunshine. Just wanted to say hello. I texted back, I was practicing holding you last night with different sleeping positions like "you snuggled in my chest" or my laying on my back and you sleeping on my shoulder. The only part I didn't practice for was my arm falling asleep and going all tingly and numb.
Again, way too try-hard.
She may have overlooked your pretentious, over-the-top game when she was drinking the previous night. but what man talks about dreaming about sleeping with a girl in all these positions the morning after you don't even actually touch her?
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She didn't reply back, so I waited an hour and texted No response.
Maybe she has a job?
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Perhaps I should've practiced sleeping on the couch then?
Needy.
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She didn't reply until a few hours later, It's such a beautiful day. I texted back, Are you set up on automated text responses or something? to which she replied, an hour later, Haha. Just saw my daughter had my phone.
Needy.
When she says it's a beautiful day, you simply don't text her back until later that night. You have shit to do, and don't have time to reply to generic texts right away.
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Tonight, after my kids left, I told her I was sad and needed her to talk to, and I wasn't myself because of how much i missed my kids.
The beginning of the end.
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I even texted that I notice something is different
Why do guys do this? Why do they obsess over stupid shit like this, and get all neurotic?
Why the Debbie Downer talks with a brand new woman? Why the negative emotions over text with a new woman?
All attraction killers.
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Phone call never happened. I went on POF and noticed she was still online, but our entire conversation was deleted. That's when I texted her, I saw that you were still on POF but our conversation had been deleted. I honestly thought we had a connection and a spark between us. I exposed a lot of vulnerabilities to you that felt natural and right. And now I discover our conversation was completely deleted, like it didn't matter. I thought i sensed something was off today. She never replied or called.
You became emotionally-uncentered (needy, clingy, sappy, sad, whiney).
You met this girl LAST NIGHT, online You are acting crazy.