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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:33 pm 
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Transitioning from opening, to meeting, to banter. You are past that but seem to be losing steam quickly.
The conversation is getting stale and boring. You don't know where to lead things. You lost track of your goal.

You KNOW you should be escalating towards sex somehow! But you are clueless.

That little 'White Knight' in you head is struggling to protect her virgin ears, from the Viking in you that want to take her to pound town.

Well guys, she can take it. Trust me. Now I'm pretty good at just winging through this on my own, I not bragging, I'm just saying it took considerable time to ......make the flow second nature.

But how do I 'understand it to' or convey it to you the reader?

By lying and cheating.

I came across a little game called the "Slut Test".

I blatantly stole it, fixed it, and reformatted it to fit here, so all you frozen in the headlight guys can move FORWARD.

You can now use this as a direct copy/paste in an email. (Deflating the fuck out of it, but hey if that's you.)

Memorizing a few snippets to use on that bar slut that just sat down in your bubble.

Down load it to your smart phone as a guide/cheat sheet.

Banter it back and forth over text one at a time, until she's driving over ready to ride the little red rocket.

The point is, this shit, and shit like it WORKS. You just need to keep up the momentum.

Here it is;


YOU: Have you ever engaged in phone sex?
yes no
Ever groped someone who was asleep?
yes no
Used whipped cream during sex?
yes no
Answered a phone call during sex and kept going?
yes no
Had sex during menstruation?
yes no
Ever done a body shot off of someone?
yes no
Engaged in 69?
yes no
Ever belched while performing oral sex?
yes no
Ever farted in someone’s face during oral sex?
yes no
Had sex in your parent’s bed?
yes no
Had anything larger than a finger inserted in your anus?
yes no
Ever used a cock ring or had one used by your partner while having sex?
yes no
Streaked naked in public?
yes no
Fallen asleep during sex?
yes no
Sucked on someone's big toe during sex?
yes no
Tipped a stripper?
yes no
Ever worn a mask or costume during sex?
yes no
Penetrated yourself with a sex toy?
yes no
Had sex in the backseat of a car?
yes no
Had sex at night with the lights on, windows open and the blinds up or curtains open just asking for the neighbors to watch?
yes no
Done it Doggy Style?
Yes of course you have no
Had sex standing up?
Hasn’t everybody? No
Spanked someone's ass during sex?
Yep...that's normal no
Had sex on a countertop?
yes no
Engaged in cybersex? (Online & or through text)?
Yes no
Given or received "road head"
That was high school - YES no
Demonstrated blow job techniques on a bottle or banana...( or convinced your girlfriend to demonstrate for you) ?
yes no
Used fruit during sex?
yes no
Used honey during sex...(not the word)?
yes no
Had sex in every room of your house?
yes no
Had sex on a picnic table outside?
yes no
Slapped someone with yours or been slapped in the face with a penis?
yes no
Used ice cubes during oral sex?
yes no
Slept with someone who was married to someone else?
yes no
Faked an orgasm?
yes no
Used sexual enhancement drugs?
Yes...can you get me some more? No
Had a one night stand?
yes no
Gone skinny dipping with a group of people?
yes no
Injured yourself during sex?
yes no
Been caught masturbating?
yes no
Had sex with someone you met online?
yes no
Send full nude photos of yourself over a cell phone?
Yes no
Ever used a vibrator on your partner during sex?
yes no
Screamed out the wrong name during sex?
yes no
Had sex with someone MUCH larger than yourself?
yes no
Swallowed cum?
yes no
Given or received a hand job?
yes no
Been to a nude beach AND followed the dress code 100%?
yes no
Had sex in a public park?
Yes no
Ever knowingly been videotaped while having sex?
yes no
Had sex with someone old enough to be your parent?
yes no
Humped a piece of furniture?
yes no
Used hot wax during sex?
yes no
Used a vegetable for masturbation?
yes no
Had chocolate licked off your genitals or done the licking?
yes no
Tied someone up or been tied up during sex?
yes no
Masturbated while driving?
yes no
Took video of yourself while masturbating?
yes no
Engaged in flogging as a form of foreplay?
yes no
Used handcuffs during sex?
yes no
Engaged in anal sex?
yes no
Inserted a finger in your partner’s anus during sex?
yes no
Paid for sex? (Cash money...not a dinner or a movie)
Yes no
Licked a lover’s anus? (The ole classic Rim Job)
yes no
Had sex with someone at least 10 years younger?
yes no
Had semen on your face? (Doesn’t matter how it got there )
yes no
Witnessed someone displaying his penis on a hot dog bun? Done this you? (Seeing pictures doesn't count)
yes no
Fallen out of bed during sex?
yes no
Performed or received oral sex during menstruation? (no we're not talking about fellatio here)
yes no
Attempted to orally satisfy yourself?
yes no
Participated in a wet t shirt contest or a wet underwear contest?
yes no
Had sex with a blow up doll?
yes no
Purposely inflicted pain on your lover during sex?
yes no
Had sex with 2 or more partners at the same time?
yes no
Used (and I do mean "used") a butt plug?
yes no
Role played during sex? (pizza delivery boy / hooker / nurse)
yes no
Masturbated during company time?
Yep...I got paid to "get off “no
Had sex in a moving vehicle while someone else was driving? (yes limos count)
yes no
Had sex with 2 or more people in the same day?
yes no
Used anal beads? Your ass or theirs...still gets you a point!
yes no
Given a lover a "Dutch Oven"?
yes no
Used nipple clamps during sex? Worn them or fastened them on counts...if all you did was watch her put them on...you're a wimp...
yes no
Used your feet to stroke a lovers genitals?
yes...hasn't everybody? No
Tasted your own cum? (On the LIPS of your lover does NOT count)
Yes no
Watched porn with your lover and copied their actions and positions?
yes no
Done a shot of liquor or smoked a cigarette while receiving oral sex?
yes no
Worn your lover’s underwear to work or school?
yes no
Shaved a partner’s pubic hair for them?
yens
Sniffed your lover’s underwear while masturbating?
yes no
Appeared in a porn movie or on an adult website?
yes no
Engaged in titty fucking?
Why yes...yes I have...no
Took a water break while giving oral sex?
yes no
Given or received a pearl necklace?
yes no
Participated in a Golden Shower?
yens
"Sharted" while having an orgasm?
well yeah...it does happen ya know no
Discovered blood on your sheets after rough sex?
yes no
Used a vacuum as a tool for masturbating?
yes no
Been to a swinger’s party AND participated?
yes no
Woke up next to someone whose name you couldn't remember?
yes...sooo embarrassing! no
Had sex with someone who had pierced genitals? (Nipple don't count here guys)
yep nope
Had sex with someone who left you a fake phone number when you left?
yes no

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:36 pm 
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This is by far the most entertaining thread I've read around here.

Also apparently answered yes to an alarmingly high number of questions. Which is.. either good or bad. Can't really tell yet.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:18 pm 
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Hahaha, guys are pussies.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:54 pm 
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Reminds me of the Rice Purity test.


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